xenu

my hair looks so good right now why is it 11 pm and i have nowhere to go

the concept of coming out to someone genuinely makes me wanna barf #why

hey, being openly bi and mexican does not mean you can say the n word, okay?

what do you mean im about to sleep for 7 hours. that seems far to long to just be laying there #riseandgrind

why does every dorm room packing list include chip clips? Big Clip is making big moves

stinky cousin meetup incoming #killme

at work. greasy hair. lisping. cant amile. face swollen. cant talk.

my life with a lisp

told my dentist i was singing my hearts song when i wouldnt shut the fuck up after getting wisdom teeth drugs

all i want to do is have a burger but i cant have a burger #tragic

ouch #ouch

got so bored at work caught myself using our customer data to try and figure out if the guy i just talked to was married to a man #imsorrygaypeople

every day the entire province of quebec comes to my ticket window

if you see me running at the grocery store its because i saw my optometrist #scary

i hate being successfully ragebaited im so mad right now #wonderwhy