Eja

Guys please don’t fight. It’s Christmas.

Well slap my knee and call me sally!

Snuck into a bar underaged and am feeling the guilt.

The naked man fears no pickpocket. Chew on that.

Drinking a protein smoothie that tastes like antibiotics and prison.

High on the force of nature

They’re flipping me inside out tmr.

I think if u could flip myself inside out and start new it would fix all my problems.

Everyday I’m at the pump track, and every day I resent it more and more.

How do I make the World Cup about me?

Had this friend I met in uni who’s genuinely crazy but were liking all the same reels so now I’m thinking I might be crazy too.

You can call me emotionally unstable, but just know that at the centre of your heart—you actually really love this rollercoster!

Something I think is cool is when someone says an inside joke with nobody in on the joke and then they laugh by themselves

Crying to a Gonzo edit, it’s been a long day.

Omg RIBS is playing. I’m going to throw up