Cupid

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

Demön

When an NPC warns chaotic-aligned players to not do something

@grumpyeduardo ok we need more jokes

the fact that “Dummy!!” is playing just makes this better

no dialogue but i’m laughing my ass off

The judge who sentenced this sexual predator is Rosemarie Aquilina. Larry Nassar abused over 150 women, including Gabby Douglas, Simone Biles, and Aly Raisman. Judge Rosemarie made sure this predator pays the price for each and every one of them. Hella props to this badass judge. Judges around the world need to take notes. 

we need more women like this in law

why would a candle thats already lit want to be with a match

also her being lit is going to eventually melt her and reduce her to nothing match guy is an abusive sadboy who thinks he’s the victim when candlegirl just wants someone who will keep her alive

im here for this analysis

Also extinguisher dude has a better sense of fashion

And a fucking motorcycle

Bold of you to assume candle girl’s the one matchboy’s pining for

@serialreblogger imagine all the fires they could start

Turns out Matchboy was sad because it was supposed to be his turn to ride the motorcycle

I return after a thousand years to this post to see a polyam addition /chef’s kiss/ bless

Okay, this was fucking great. Wait for it. 🍔