dude have you watched arcade. it's based on a game called leading legends but it's actually good as fuck. even parents watch it.
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dude have you watched arcade. it's based on a game called leading legends but it's actually good as fuck. even parents watch it.

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every now and then i see people be like "i can't believe i got banned from (insert website/forum here) after i insulted and/or threatened the people running it" and i just wonder how they could have possibly not seen that coming
"we need to bring back forums/forum culture" sir you're getting a week long threadban for calling the moderator politely asking you to deescalate a dickless redditor who gets no pussy
post like nobody's watching, reblog like you've never been blocked; dm like no one is offline, and rpf like they actually fucked
whenever people express feelings to the effect of "i'm glad soulsov isn't super popular because fandom wouldn't be able to handle it" i think, with kindness, "don't speak that on me." i have very little interest in what Fandom Can Handle and a completely unremarkable desire to make money
one might think, "well that's awfully cynical." of course making money is not my primary motivator in writing the weirdo vn that has all but consumed me over the past few years. i even considered going with "desire to see fanart of my characters," something which inspires more genuine fondness in me. it's just that whenever people talk as if the impact of lukewarm fandom discourse on my daily life could possibly outweigh the impact of 100,000 people each giving me 10 dollars, i can only roll my eyes at best. let's be honest with each other here
When my son was about to turn two, strangers would offer condolences. Thereโs a collective cultural dread of toddlers, who get described more like animals than people. Kids in their "terrible twos," I was warned, are illogical, unregulated, and feral. "Good luck," people would say. "He'll grow out of it."
I'm lucky: My son is a very easygoing kid. But I remember the first tantrum he threw for me. He was standing by our front door and asked to go outside. So I opened the door and grabbed his shoes. But as soon as he stepped onto the porch, he pointed back into the house.
"Inside," he said.
"Okay," I said. I picked him up and brought him inside.
But as soon as I shut the front door, he pointed outside.
"Outside!" he said.
You know where this is going. We went back and forth, inside and outside, again and again. He got more frustrated. And I got more frustrated. Eventually he wound up straddling the threshold of our house, sobbing. When I tried to comfort him, he screamed at me. "You go wherever you want!" I said. He just got madder. I felt trapped, convinced heโd concocted the whole episode as a pretext to unleash his rage at me. It was ridiculous. I consoled myself with the thought that he was just being a toddler.
But later I kept thinking about him wailing at our front door, one foot inside, one foot outside. His misery wasn't unreasonable, or trivial, or silly. My son was experiencing the agony of wanting two things that were impossible to have at the same time. What a fundamentally human sorrow! My son wasn't being a toddler; he was being a person. Adults may not walk around howling, but that same pain rages within us. In that moment, as a father, I was powerless to solve my son's problem. I told him he could go wherever he wanted, but of course I was wrong. To be where he wanted was impossible.
Make Believe: On Telling Stories to Children by Mac Barnett

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How are you doing?
great!
okay, I can make this work
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A zombie
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do you consciously choose what your handwriting looks like?
every time i write anything i choose how i want my handwriting to look
i donโt think about my handwriting at all, itโs just instinctual
i once chose what i wanted my handwriting to look like, but itโs instinctual now
proud driver of a car that does not require gasoline. yes the guy running the car company is an insane prick but i'm not going to take criticism from anyone running a gas car. the oil lobby here is insane and has done far more damage over a much longer period of time. for anyone running a non-tesla ev: enjoy your moral superiority over me, i do not care. for anyone not driving a car at all: i respect and fear you, especially if that's by conscious choice, because i've tried and failed to live that way.
my favorite thing paul does in interviews is when he mentions a beatles song and then starts singing it to make sure people know it, like he'll say "we were performing she loves you, you know 'she loves you yeah yeah yeah...'" like you literally don't have to do that. everyone knows that song. you are paul mccartney
My personal favorite is when he goes to tell and a story and he prefaces it with "you know, john and I- john lennon and I-" like yeah no we know that. we know who john is. you are the beatles

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Thank you to everyone for agreeing with my Amazing Jaxical Circus opinions. In my opinion, the finale was okay, but I wasn't a big fan of how the Retcon (building up since Episode 4) was actually just Pomni going back in time to unabstract Jax, thus allowing her to bully the other circus members into submission so they'd all be strong enough to fight Lord Bubble when they finally got to the Alpha session. Kind of felt like we were done with Jax stealing the spotlight after the part where Zooble killed her to stop her from choosing the "stay" button. Plus, did we really need this on top of the dream bubble meeting between GameOver!Jax and Ribbit...? There's other characters, you know!
(with the intention of ordering grapes from the lemonade stand) hey
we talk about how โlet people enjoy thingsโ has destroyed peopleโs brains but โgood comedy should punch upโ has convinced so many people that being pointlessly mean to strangers is not only justified but virtuous
good morning fellow satanic Westerners who have rejected moral norms, turned away from traditional and religious values, offering widespread sex-change operations and woke culture and gender ideology monstrous experiments to break souls
youve been a bad *remembers youre plural* people

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Getting "waylaid" probably sounds awesome if you don't know what it means
lowkey kinda DARVO of you to bring up that time i hit you when we're literally having a discussion about your emotional affair (smiling at the waitress in that restaurant). plus we both agreed afterwards that it was because you were asking for it anyway, you can't just be trying to ring that up now