spending sunday jacking off to imagining matt and trey spitroasting me

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spending sunday jacking off to imagining matt and trey spitroasting me

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accidentally discovered the three most disarming words in the English language to speak to a border crossing guard before they have a chance to say anything to you first:
"Oh, hello again π"
first of all, it gives them pause - they're trying to figure out what you mean by "again". now you're in control of the conversation
it's so disarming they consider you "annoyingly chummy" at worst, and rush through the rest of the required questions.
they don't want to pull "annoyingly chummy" out of the car and deal with that kind of personality while they rifle through all your boring shit
it works every time. i just sail right through. they NEVER stop and check me anymore
do we think Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's wedding is gonna be a Disney+ special soon?
me whenever something nice happens: man I am loving this psyop

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you are never not touching anything
Nobody cares nobody cares nobody cares nobody cares nobody cares nobody cares nobody cares
Genuinely offensive and ridiculous that people combed through your blog to be like "this was reblogged from a radfem and they don't specify in their bio that they don't want men strung up in the streets, they must just be evil". Use your fucking brain anon, the thing in your head.
At what fucking point does your bio have to be like "and I don't support people kicking puppies, and I don't support people kicking kittens, and I don't support people kicking ducklings, and I don't support-"
Get a fucking grip and go outside.
You deserve better than this Queen.
thank you π₯Ή