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It's ghost broccoli now

One of my favorite tiktok niches that was created by people so bored they’re barely alive is that there’s a whole diet soda community where they believe everything you do greatly effects the way diet soda tastes and there are very specific methods of serving it to make sure you get the right flavor as if it’s an expensive steak or something. but the best part is they believe how long you leave it in the fridge is the most important part in all of it, which they call, “marinating”

diet cola fan here. our world contains multitudes you cannot fathom

I'm gonna need to look this up. Never heard of it.

my take on the miss piggy/morticia addams sexywoman poll is that while morticia would lose gracefully, miss piggy would 1000% attempt murder over the label and morticia would respect her for it. then theyd go out for tea and gossip together

I want to see this cross over sooo badly!!

I would love if all my books looked like this!

Was I the one scrolling this post like "surely this is going to be the last one"

Yankee candles are very abstract and complicated

The characters make their own story. I'm just supposed to write it down. I don't have control over what they do

A child goes missing late one night after investigating a light emanating from their closet. The Child's teddy bear and the monster that lives under the bed must put aside their differences and form a truce in order to rescue the child.

Turns out the teddy bear used to be the closest of friends when teddy felt betrayed by Monster and their friendship was seemingly destroyed forever.

They've both got a big point.

yeah okay ill reblog that

If it's not haunted, I don't want it!

I need to be sedated bc I’m 2 seconds away from talking about how Logan canonically has night vision so his eyes should reflect the light in the dark and the first time Wade wakes up in the middle of the night to two glowing dots staring at him he gets a fucking heart attack and then they fuck nasty bc Wade thinks it’s hot

Someone needs to draw this!!

I love how 1 star book reviews are either like a whole analysis of the book and how the plot is bad and the characters are unrealistic and how the author is problematic etc or just "this book sucked lol"

If you look hard enough, you'll find a 5 star rating. Every book has at least one

“Yeah, I’m a new student.” “Well, welcome to Gotham University! What’s your major?” “Criminology.” “What dorm are you in?” “Oh, I live off campus. My Aunt Pam owed a favor to my mom, so I live with her and her partner, my Aunt Harley.” “Excuse me?!” “It’s not as bad as you think.”

"Harley? As in Harley Quinn? The leader in psychology, Harley Quinn??"

Earth has no idea why humans think global warming hurts her. In fact she is excited! Its been a while since the last extinction. She was already starting to get tired of mammals.

Then an all too attractive male invades her cottage and she can't bring herself to look away from his abs. He shall be the father of the next big species!

If I'm not directly asked, I'm going to assume I wasn't invited and I wasn't wanted there

ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD

The gays are going to save us all!!