"lets get into some good trouble"

*looks at polyamorous triad* so which of you is the soldier and which is the poet and which is the king

shit I missed my window, next week I guess

Reblog on Tuesday to let your followers know it’s safe to leave the bog

people who are like "but with universal healthcare you'll have to pay taxes!!! Up to 8%!!!" Are so funny. Like as opposed to the 16% of my gross paycheck that goes to private insurance, that won't cover shit unless i call my insurance company, then my doctor, then my pharmacy, then my doctor again because theyre pretty sure insurance got approved then my insurance company because they didn't get the letter, then my doctor again, then the pharmacy again, and then the copay i still am on the hook for.

HAVE Z AND ALPHA NOT BEEN MADE AWARE? HAVE WE FAILED AT CONTINUING TO MEME THE HELL OUT OF IT? ARE WE, IN FACT, THE GRANDMAS BECAUSE WE ARE THE ANCIENT KEEPERS OF THE INCEST COFFEE KNOWLEDGE???

(If anybody is wondering “how could they write that and not anticipate the reaction?“ It’s because the sister was supposed to be much younger in the original draft. Like. An actual child. But they aged her up and never bothered changing the dialogue, so…)

Happy Folgers Incest Commercial season to all who celebrate!

@millenniallust4death look it’s Christmas in July and you’re fave commercial is on!

Do you guys think Yue Qingyuan has a fear of the dark because it makes him feel like he's back in the Torture Cave

THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY