@crabsagainsthumanity - Tumblr Blog

its time for an intro ig…

hi my name is crab (hence the name crabs against humanity) and welcome to a blog with very random (?) tags!

vietnamese🇻🇳 (từ nơi đồng xanh thơm hương lúa) and lesbean

she/her pronouns

lgbtq+ rights are human rights, fuck ice and fuck trump

MEIZINI ALWAYS, i sometimes consume sodani and meifiz

megan bias, dani bias wrecker

my favs:

books, i recommend on earth were briefly gorgeous, the emperor of gladness (ocean vuong for both books), the virgin suicides (jeffery eugenides)

(for my viets, i rec đám trẻ ở đại dương đen, điểm rơi nơi đáy mắt, những đêm ko ngủ những ngày chậm trôi, trốn lên mái nhà để khóc)

music: katseye, laufey, malcolm todd, daniel caesar, esdeekid

tag explanations under cut!

#🦀’s intro #🦀’s randoms #🦀's thoughts #crab’s mooties #noises in the rice field #crab hotpot

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crabsagainsthumanity

3 bích đi trc

nhả 3 cơ

ott có 3 k xả đi @ott3ry221

chơi tiến lên miền nam ha

ott3ry221

reminds me of when nct chenle yelled at fans for playing poker in the cmt section of his livestream

crabsagainsthumanity

oh wth thats cool

#🦀’s randoms #crab’s mooties #ott #amber #crab hotpot #noises in the rice field

3 bích đi trc

nhả 3 cơ

ott có 3 k xả đi @ott3ry221

chơi tiến lên miền nam ha

#🦀’s randoms #crab’s mooties #ott #amber

I’m in your walls

are you in my closet

#🦀’s randoms #crab’s mooties #ott #noises in the rice field

tung tung AHUR *more sneezing sounds*

bless you *sneezes back*

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do you think the person who invented chopstick had to double check their inner thoughts bc they thought maybe they'd have to pick up each grain of rice one by one

hi hello

no maybe no except if you have ocd then maybe yes

#🦀’s randoms #crab’s mooties #amber #noises in the rice field #what even is this

allthingswhumpyandangsty

lilybug-02

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHDHDJFFHDJFKHDDKHFHJJJJJHHHHHH

crabsagainsthumanity

FFFFFUUUUCCCCKKKKK

#🦀’s randoms #noises in the rice field

guess they got into her head ig…

i hope she doesnt relapse or attempt

miss you!

#crab’s mooties #gecko #🦀's thoughts #noises in the rice field #sighs #stop fighting ffs #i cant lose you #we’re platonic but ily

rainyyy-weather

you seem like the best person to start this tag game...

add three pics of your female celebrity crushes, add three pics of your male celebrity crushes, then tag moots to reblog and add their own 🪽🫧

bye now xoxo

Omg this is so fun!!! (and fitting for pride month)🩵

Female: Renee Rapp - Tara Yummy - Bosco (Rupauls Drag Race)

Male: Matt Sturniolo - Owen Painter - Matthew Gray Gubler

Tags: @mattsleftball @pepsipoet @sturnskiss @inkedsturnioloss @devotedlyteenagemusic @dailydoseofchratt @chrisssiren @xmattsrightballx @mattspawprints @cybersturn @courta13 @hannahsturniolo @sturncoast

sturnsfavgirl

i love this 😋 tyy for the tag baby @starrsturns

female : tate mcrae, megan skiendiel, lola tung ( + sadie sink, emma watson )

male : chris and matt sturniolo, dylan o'brien, jude bellingham ( + tom holland , one direction, omar courtz ugh i have too many i want to put them all)

npt (sorry for double) : @aliaratawitchtrial @dailydoseofchratt @angelsturnx @cybersturn @mattsstarlet @spookysturnz @meiyokstarr @chrisssiren @icravechratt

meiyokstarr

LAUUUU THANK YOU FOR THE TAGG @sturnsfavgirl

female ; madison beer + megan skiendiel & billie eilish ( i could put in so many others rest of the katseye girls , kendall jenner , hailee steinfeld , gracie abrams )

male ; matt sturniolo + jensen ackles & quentin grimes ( i got a thing for basketball guys HEHEH , jared Padalecki, drew starkey , charles leclerc )

npt : @cybersturn @solarnon @lararajjs @angelwings-fly @skiendielific @hermsnolore @sturnsbunny @tehesamueltehe @iazuli @obsessors @cidermatt @bitchesbrokenpromises @gabsrevival @highonheavens @hereagain4u @av4nzini @myfemmefatales

gabsrevival

thank you for tagging me jana, i had to really search for these male ones...

female: alexa demi, yunjin, young miko

male: seonghwa, caleb mclaughin, milo mayhem

npt: @belzanita @yournextdooralien @lovelee4u @miagamegirl @yourdecayedfaith @hermsnolore @groovywaves

yourdecayedfaith

Thank you for the tag, darling.

Female: Huh Yunjin, Laufey, Kim Chaewon

Male: Goddess actually doesn’t have any, actually…

npt @nakylvr @hereagain4u

nakylvr

thank you for the tag my goddess 🙇‍♂️

female: daniela avanzini - ella purnell - maddie phillips

male: damson idris - drew starkey - yamazaki kento

npt <3 @nayloni @meiyokstarr @lovelee4u @herestoallmytgirls @gabsrevival @foxyokie @herlondonboy @av4nzini @racinghost

herestoallmytgirls

Thank you for the tag @vivilvr @nakylvr <3

Women: Eliza Dushku SPECIFICALLY as Faith • Megan Skeindiel • Angelina Jolie

Men: Sam Reid • James Marsters

Npt @pumpkinstuffss @av4nzini @reiziji @xdogwithabirdx @miagamegirl

xdogwithabirdx

ty for the tag. eliza dushku as faith (and missy) ilysm

i don't have any actual celebrity crushes but these are close enough

doechii, aiah arceta, megan skiendiel. honorable mention to reneé rapp

very special honorable mention to #mywife mikha lim

no men

npt @thatonerandompan. you don’t have to

thatonerandompan

Thanks for the tag! All the pressure, I must complete this or else I will explode /j

Meret Manon Sarpong Bannerman (quick someone act surprised!), Mitski, Pinkpanthress

Michael B Jordan and Markiplier

@x-d4cvalentine-x @tripleatomic @davivin npt, y'all don't gotta

x-d4cvalentine-x

thank you for tagging me Pan

Minju from illit, sakura from lesserafim and Giselle form aespa

I don’t like men so special shout out to my wife Kim minji

@rowmain npt, you don’t have to do it

rowmain

jeung yoonchae, jeung yoonchae, jeung yoonchae

hokazono iroha, hokazono iroha, hokazona iroha

for men idk so shoutout james from cortis i suppose

@pxsiprincess

pxsiprincess

uhm.

top to bottom: Jeung Yoonchae (KATSEYE), Hokazono Iroha (ILLIT) and actress Won Jian (this character specifically, from Squid Games season 2)

no male celeb crushs TT TT

@ott3ry221 @crabsagainsthumanity

crabsagainsthumanity

thank you for the tag

from left to right: megan skiendiel, daniela avanzini, laufey (lay-vay)

from left to right: daniel caesar, ocean vuong, conan gray

@minatozakisgirl @av4nzini

#🦀’s randoms #tag game #noises in the rice field

crabsagainsthumanity

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

@sticky-noting-posts

sticky-noting-posts

Enough about wood! It’s chucking this post right now!!

crabsagainsthumanity

hey no thats not nice

can you draw something random?

@sticky-noting-posts

#gimmick blog #gimmick post #woodchuck #groundhog #🦀’s randoms #noises in the rice field

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

@sticky-noting-posts

#🦀’s randoms #noises in the rice field

crab hotpot tag from that one time ott ordered one from your place

YES CORRECT I THINK YOURE THE FIRST ONE TO SEE THAT

#🦀’s randoms #crab’s mooties #amber #noises in the rice field #goat

cây chổi đứng dưới cây chờ ổi

ừa thảo nào tìm mãi đéo thấy chổi đâu

m giấu hả

#🦀’s randoms #crab’s mooties #amber #noises in the rice field #crab hotpot

what is wrong w the hanoi weather hôm thì nắng hôm sau thì mưa to wtf😭😭😭

thời tiết hn như l🥰

#🦀’s randoms #noises in the rice field #crab hotpot #thời tiết hn bị làm sao í

Here you go

For your brother’s hospital visit 😔

thank you for half a đồng idk what to do w it😖

#🦀’s randoms #ott #crab’s mooties #noises in the rice field #crab hotpot #lobster is my brother #she eated him and now hes unconcsious

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how many beaver hair strands would an otter take to make the fish fly to mars with crab claws

a hundred maybe?

where did you get this question

#🦀’s randoms #noises in the rice field #crab’s mooties #amber

i love tumblr gimmick blogs

#🦀’s randoms #🦀's thoughts #noises in the rice field

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