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i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.

the kids are calling them "stone fruits." they start off small—think cherries. then they're hooked and they need a quick fix, they get peaches, maybe some nectarines. it's all they can think about. before you know it, they're trying the really hard stuff—apricots, plums. once they taste a mango there's no going back.

I must sleep. Sleep is the mind-healer. Sleep is the big-life that brings total ability to fucking do anything. I will face my bed. I will permit the blankie to pass over me and snores to pass through me. And when sleep has gone past I will turn the outer eye to greet the new morning. When the sleep has gone there will be everything. Energy and will to live will remain.

Make your haters become incubators when you wield the ovipositor of success

turned a video on about the history of england and had a night terror. turned a video about wales on and drifted off like a baby. repeated experiment several times since. this is a pattern and it's not just cambrian chronicles. there's something frightening beneath the surface. how deep does the england rabbit hole go

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jensen ackles doing so much in that hanging himself gif he shouldve been a mime instead of the world’s first omega

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