crabapplebees

Behind you is a family with a baby. The child is not fussing, yet the parents blast the room with Baby Shark on repeat a minimum of three times. The A/C is blasting, so your fingers are numb. The device that let's you pay at the table is broken. You are at the mercy of the server. Where is she? Is she dead?

chain restaurant, but all the photos of celebrities on the walls have those eyes that follow you. they even have them in the bathroom stalls

the server comes by the table. do you want a box? but there's only 1 fry on the plate. the 50 year-old at the next table stares you down. don't. waste. fry, her face says, do not abandon him

tfw you say you're going to Applebees, drive to TGIFridays, walk in, walk to your table, and only then realize you're in the wrong diggity darn chain restaurant