Ma'am this is the space restaurant we only serve bumpy fruit and severed tentacle
Misplaced Lens Cap
almost home
Keni
Fai_Ryy
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Cosimo Galluzzi

#extradirty
sheepfilms

KIROKAZE
The Bowery Presents
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
macklin celebrini has autism
Noah Kahan

oozey mess

Jar Jar Binks Fan Club

gracie abrams
occasionally subtle
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@crab-master
Ma'am this is the space restaurant we only serve bumpy fruit and severed tentacle

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You know what. Fuck you.
*unhallows your ween*
Iβve been saying for years that in the United States there are two perspectives on healthcare and ONLY two: you either believe healthcare is a right for everyone or you believe itβs a privilege for those who can afford it. There is literally no in between. And Iβm using βliterallyβ correctly.

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i Love vaccines, autism, abortions, homosexuals, sex changes and crime
*tamp tamp*
ah i see youve noticed me tamping down the soft earth
i respectfully request that we bring this meme back because i think it came before its time. we werent ready in 2013. i think were ready now
they are sharing a fat cuban cigar in bed
insane how people think i can just do things. "can you mail me this?" and get killed by the post office desk workers?????!!!?
For added context, people who donβt remember the 1980s, there were a serious of deadly shootings carried out by postal workers against their coworkers.
It was mostly covered by the media as a joke, as I recall.

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every time i eat one of these fucking things my soul goes away and i become a mafia boss smoking a fat fucking cigar pondering the next sap on my hit list
Kitchen Nightmares is really just like
Owners: i don't know why my restaurant is failing. Chef Ramsey please help
Ramsey: hello i am Gordon Ramsay. How is the food
Owners: we have the best food
*food comes out*
Gordon: this is an alive rat
Owners: our customers love te alive rat. We have the best food. Every day they order the alive rat.
*dinner service*
Customer: oh my god this is an alive rat
Waitress: is everything okay?
Customer: no it's an alive rat
*food is sent back*
Owner: this has never happened before. Fuck you Gordon Ramsay you should just leave. People love the alive rat
*Gordon goes in the freezer*
Gordon: there are 25 molds unknown to science. The rats have set up a lab to study them. Blimey. Scientist rats. They've unionized.
*later*
Gordon: your food is bad
Owner: no!!!!!!!!
Gordon: yes
Owner: oh my god our food is bad
*remodel, menu change*
Owner: oh my god Gordon Ramsay you saved my life thank you so much
Gordon: promise never to serve alive rats again, yeah?
Owner: yes of course
*end of episode*
Gordon: ratatouille ammirite? *He walks away chuckling*
End card: the restaurant was shut down three months later because they went back to serving alive rats.
im having a moment

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theres no cuter animal than generic grey fish π
i would be fangirling so hard if i met him in real life
behold your god
haha β€οΈ hilarious post my friend! *eyes narrow and my face goes stone serious* but it does not resonate with my own ideological schema, so i shall not be reblogging it