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If you care about somebody, you should want them to be happy. Even if you wind up being left out.

Stephen Chbosky, The Perks of Being a Wallflower (via wordsnquotes)

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glumshoe

i havent been on tumblr in literally like six years but i just saw this photo of the louvre detective and you were the very first person i thought of so. here you go

honestly that photo just looks like they hired an H&M model to play the detective in a porno with that cop…

triflesandparsnips

Genuinely looks like the start of a movie where the thieves are hired to solve their own heist.

bonus: also a porno

chaotic-neutral-knitter

So apparently it's just a random dude who was leaving the Louvre at the time, HOWEVER the last line of the Associated Press article is incredibly funny.

~~ we'd rather keep the mystery alive ;) ~~

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certifiedsexed

ID: A red graphic with a sign showing two fists, one with the thumb up and one with the thumb down. Below is text reading: “Consent is given never assumed”

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Saturn peeking behind the Moon, seen from the top of the Mauna Kea Volcana, in Hawaii, in September 2024.

#saturn #space #moon

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cptnoblivious

Activate kiss proof umbrella!!!

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speakeasylivefree

I don’t need to be your only, I just need to be your favorite 😈

slimegirlslugwife

she’s right

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that’s her. the Task Manager

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ek-ultra

I’m floored that they would include this in a game for kids.

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delilahkatherine

i've never actually watched a full episode of house md, but based on what i have seen in clips, i fully believe this happened

my-russia

Ruins of a chapel, Tver Oblast

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undeadentropy

Listen, if you want to play a ball game, then you are now puppy for a while. I don't make the rules. Been that way for thousands of years.

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