not as confused as i may seem

I love that thing when people get a little bit tongue-tied and garble what they’re trying to say so they make a little “blegh” 👅 noise and start over. verbal reset button. hitting the top of the tv to unscramble the signal

I am sooo tempted to get Warhammer books as french translations, read them as my way to start re-learning french with a translator at one hand and a dictionary at the other, and develop zero grasp between what vocabulary is regular french and what is Warhammer, and if I ever encounter a native speaker I give them psychic damage.

“Tourist talks in passable French but sounds like a Space Marine” would probably be a new one for Parisians

Would it be better or worse than orks? Or better yet, necrons?

I mean that's basically how I learned English so I'd say it's fair game

High moment of my French career came when I was in France and realized I knew how to say things like “airstrike” and “platoon” but not “can I sit here” on the train. Highly recommend language learning through sci fi media it’s very entertaining.

I love when people make do with whatever random vocabulary they have. I once was in a pub in spain and was asked if I have a girlfriend. I had neither the desire nor the words to explain that I'm gay, so I raised the pint I was holding and said "I do not need women. This beer is my wife."

I am sooo tempted to get Warhammer books as french translations, read them as my way to start re-learning french with a translator at one hand and a dictionary at the other, and develop zero grasp between what vocabulary is regular french and what is Warhammer, and if I ever encounter a native speaker I give them psychic damage.

“Tourist talks in passable French but sounds like a Space Marine” would probably be a new one for Parisians

Would it be better or worse than orks? Or better yet, necrons?

I mean that's basically how I learned English so I'd say it's fair game

High moment of my French career came when I was in France and realized I knew how to say things like “airstrike” and “platoon” but not “can I sit here” on the train. Highly recommend language learning through sci fi media it’s very entertaining.

I love when people make do with whatever random vocabulary they have. I once was in a pub in spain and was asked if I have a girlfriend. I had neither the desire nor the words to explain that I'm gay, so I raised the pint I was holding and said "I do not need women. This beer is my wife."

Oooh like crabs! and trees

your boyfriend can detect when it's going to rain?

He's correct more often than the weather forecast.

reblog to bap prev with your paw

I'M JUST NOW REALIZING "STRATTLAND" IS THE SHIP NAME OF EVA STRATT AND RYLAND GRACE. I THOUGHT YALL WERE JUST SO HYPED ABOUT HER THAT YOU DEEMED THE FANDOM "STRATTLAND" LIKE IT WAS A VILLAGE LMAO

Calico out there putting tuxedo on the mats

"my lord with all your heirs are you not worried of a succession crisis." Said the advisor "trust I have asked them many times and all but two deny the throne." Said the king "my oldest thinks it's his obligation to take it and my youngest thinks it allows her to eat ice cream for dinner."

— Batman being asked who is inheriting the cowl and mantle

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back