the truth

Did you know? "Pp" actually stands for "pussy plops" which not also refers to penises but also tampons and the like.

You know it's true love when you daydream about performing as 1998 Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer with them.

I hid Pizza dough in my adidas pants.

Using my mathbook to eat kiwis in my bed was an excellent, unique and very original idea.

All forms of peeling potatoes are valid.

Why am I making playlists for fictional characters

All these tiki toks about being or finding the "main character" when we all know that the main is NEVER that interesting🙃 he a blank slate, the side characters are the ones that get to have a personality.

Being dehydrated actually doesn't feel good after you got used to being hydrated :/

I posted art on insta and another artist that I follow gave it a like. My dumb ass's first reaction was to go to their dm and write "what's wrong with you", I didn't hit send but geez 😩

It's my second school day in quarantine and I'm literally crying because of a math assignment that's due tomorrow (technically today). It's been over an hour and I couldn't even do the first question sksk.

*choosing between painting my nails now or waiting until my parents call me down for dinner so I know I won't be interrupted*

Berry Shabibi

I'm trying to flirt and he hits me with "everything for the bros"

True solidarity is sharing the letters from your alphabet soup so all of you can spell out your names.