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​this is such classic tumblr I'm surprised it has less then 50k notes

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

eating michigan shaped sour candy rn. i'm being informed they're called michigummies

This edible ain’t shi- *wakes up in muskegon*

if this gets 100,000 notes then i, the worlds greatest space agency will personally shoot donald trump into the sun

200,000 notes to also shoot the republican party leaders who don’t want to fund science into the sun

i am asking once again to help me get donald trump to the sun

Freddy "Faggot" Fazbear has passed the hell away

happy birthday to Egg Bacon and to the post that fucking destroyed my notifications and shot to over 100k notes in record time, i still don't know who Egg Bacon is

oh not again why is always you

hey baby let me come over i'll make your old crusty scroogeussy feel good

new york freakin city babey