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bro, go to Jimmy John's and ask for the Fetty Wop meal. The looks on their faces won't change and they'll give you a buffalo chicken wrap and buffalo chicken flavored chips with a drink of your choice.

just learned from my friend who works at Jimmy John's that the parentheses in the meal name caused a nationwide software glitch for 24 hours that made it so the order was free. Her store had to cancel hundreds of orders that day.

Fetty Wap infinite meal glitch at Jimmy John's

"judeo-christian" yeah. jews. christians. two groups that, famously, like each other a lot.

the word you're actually looking for is abrahamic but that includes islam and you dont like brown people

what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

the guys who made Racist Mario just got their merch pulled for lead poisoning

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

Come to the library. We will laminate your penis for free.

i always feel a little like a begging dog but i will not elaborate on that

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

being intuitive is just like… i don’t like this and no i will not elaborate