so who am i to throw stones from my glass house

worry not my lord, allow me to unscrew that jar for you. i would not want for you to strain your hand or break a nail. alright. hmm. HMMMM. HNNNGRGHHHHHH. HNNGGHHHH HRRRRRGHHH. AAAAAARGHHHHHHH fucking. squire fetch me my grippy gloves

just once i'd like to go on a date without joe biden

just once i'd like to go on a date without joe biden

how do you sit in that front seat and not blow your legs off when you turn the radio on

no one knows but look at that ass man

fuck u mean look at that ass its like 12 sub woofers in the door

Modern Wizard Solutions

I’m at the doctor office and this baby keeps yelling “I want donow” (mcdonalds) and the big brother (I assume) said “all the mcdonalds burnt down, there’s no more mcdonalds”

yo hit me up i got deals on bulk cuz idk how long im gonna be around - the suicidal plug

"boymoder neo" up there with "evil sauron"

Uh....australian here. We don’t talk like that. At all. This shits closer to how white South Africans talk lmao

Uh...white south African here. Neither do we lol

uh... white person here. i jack off to goombas from the super mario bros games

what the fuck kinda name even is geordie greep

sometimes i feel like you guys have to be pulling my fucking leg when you say this shit is some of the best music youve ever heard