brain machine broke

Everyone thinks my evil experiments are going to be painful and scary because of all the rusted bolts, scalpels, etc. but actually all of my specimens tell me they're quite pleasant and relaxing. "Your evil experiments are like a day at the spa," they tell me.

sorry im still on this but "what if you were a young unknown opera singer and you got hired to play a bit part in a middle aged rockstar of questionable gender identity's world tour where you femdom them onstage and also you look exactly like their wife and then you gained a fanbase of mentally ill teenagers and started doing lesbian rpf selfshipping about it" is like a jane schoenbrun movie plot

saw a post about this earlier but it made me think: tumblr really is the only social media site where I go on and have a good time and then carry on with my day. I know it's completely curated because there are some awful people here but that (the curation) in itself is a privilege of the site. Every other social media site is designed to make you angry for more engagement

Body hair hairy chest hairy stomach hairy back hairy ass hairy legs hairy arms #YES