It's The Summer Of 2001

if you are on mobile good news! you can just move your phone around and it is like you are driving maisy car around the real world!

knights: explore each others armour. now. this is an order

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

i don’t know how people care about sports but it’s okay

it’s really not.

i’m tired of pretending it’s okay. we have to kill them

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

you have got to stop worrying about being the hottest person at the grocery store and start shoplifting ‼️

pop health science is so annoying bc it'll be like "did you know? eating strawberries will give you mega cancer" and you're like pfft whatever begone influencer. but sometimes then you'll see a reasonably credible article like "Study Shows Possible Link Between Strawberries and Mega Cancer" and you're not usually the type to follow that kind of thing religiously but idk maybe you should consider not eating strawberries? but then there's another article saying "Strawberry/Mega Cancer Study Debunked" and it turns out the original study had a sample size of 3 and was funded by Big Blueberry, and strawberries may have a small connection to mega cancer but only if you are genetically predisposed to mega cancer and eat 50 strawberries every day. so you return to your strawberry eating life. but whenever you eat strawberries in public someone tells you about the mega cancer.

i love the point in the hero’s journey where he gets bent over and railed until he cries