The Sexy mess

I think instead of heaven or hell when they die everyone who has ever wanted to fuck Cicero from skyrim should all be put in a big room together and can only pass on to the next afterlife once they find out that 1 secret thing they have in common

Some computer related jobs will periodically send you emails posing as phishing scams and if you open it you automatically have to take a web safety training seminar and I just think they should do that for tumblr except with reading comprehension

#how DARE you say tumblr should send me phishing emails

What was funny is that I checked the comments, and it was the same fare as on here 😭 people who got it, people who elaborated on the point already made, people talking about "AMAB/AFAB" (which had nothing to do with the quote at hand), and a racist talking about "Blacks cause racism against them". Just like home 🥲

actually pigs shouldn't be at pride even outside of uniform. fuck those guys

if you decide to become a police officer then that outweighs any other marginalised identity you can rustle up like. not sorry, who asked you to willingly become a pig

more women with short spiky hair plz

genuinely if it becomes a film making trend to adapt 4chan/reddit posts into movies i think we should ban the moving image

”spam like = block” yeah ok buddy. when i wake up to tumblr notifs of someone spam liking my stuff i start giggling and kicking my feet

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

you have to rb this on a sunday every time u see this on ur dash