Yeehaw🐀🤠

taking a polly pocket dress out of my pocket with shaky hands and putting it in my mouth like a cigarette

Eat your heart out, Hemingway.

The fact you got to keep worming no matter how hard life gets and how sick or tired or like done you are

WORKING

a concept: heavy rainfall when you’re tucked up in bed. like if u agree.

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory

i am dumber & smarter than u think. do not estimate me

Try it

the summer is for having the worst time of your life

rule number one don't tell anyone anything ever

I wasn’t built to be employed. I need to stay up until 4 am like a normal person

do job interviewers know we’re all going to die one day