welcome to the halls of the lilac king

ok I endured it. now what!!!!!!!!!

(remembers) -1 hp (remembers) -1 hp (remembers) -1 hp (remember-

12-2am lasts 15 minutes if you aren't careful

Fun fact. Nothing can stop you from finding the oldest art your friend has ever made on their blog and reblogging it.

Instead of going to work tomorrow why don’t we all just dig a really deep hole

I took your skull off display because my guests kept saying it looked noticeably gayer than the other skulls

Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure

hope he did a good job at least. Didn't embarrass the whole family.

He strutted his shit kinda

you can't kill yourself girl i already bought us tickets to do everything ever