tumblr’s no.26643 sexyman

a fun wrinkle in moira quirk's performance of the locked tomb audiobooks is that she is a comedian and very good at delivering jokes ("you are now up to the standard of a bad cavalier, one who's terrible" "oof, ouch, my bones" "you've got the face of a rat. and the body of a dead person.") but also by her own admission she is completely unfamiliar with internet memes and just delivers them all as regular lines. it's a beautiful auditory experience. this blog remains and will always be a "none houses with left grief" fan page.

was discussing tumblr habits w somebody in a mutual discord server last night and they were so gobsmacked i like to ideally have 100+ posts in my queue at any given time 😭 how many do y’all have in your queue if you use it??

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

to be clear this isn't always the case. a situation requiring nuance also depends