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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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trying on a metaphor
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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some pics from the con today an one from last night as was about to run into the same person to ask permission (the doctor). (made sure to ask permission from everyone before uploading pics with them.) also tagging @pollocksville as the Miles Morales spiderman. Thank you so much for letting me get a pic with you.
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some solo pics from Galaxy con. Went/ am going as an Asha'man tomorrow as well. though my beard is a bit too long and covers the pins on the collar.
I feel like the first class you played in DND tells a lot about you
Reblog and put in the tags what your first class was
Tell the truth.
Why are y'all single?
Reblog if you’re 30 or older
This is an experiment to see if there really are as few of us as people think.You can also use this to freak out your followers who think you’re 25 or something. Yay!
Almost half a century old. 😉
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You ever see a character in a horror movie punch a ghost? NO and that’s why they never survive. You gotta hit ‘em with something they’re not expecting. Who’s tormenting who now son
I went to a dog show the other day. A Yorkie took Best in Show, a Jack Russell took second, and a Scotty took third. I’m starting to think the judges had some sort of All-Terrier motive.
are there palm tree Ents
Palm Tree Ents: The Appendices
pokèmonize yourself!!!!
spin this wheel to see your pokemon type
spin this one to see how you'll look like
how did it go!!!
literally dream scenario
it's good!
i can live with that
could be better
hate. let me tell you how much i've come to hate this since i began to live.
i got like. electric/psychic and arachnid from this thing. im weird joltik Vriska Serket. holy shit.
I'm literally Mareep (pure electric and sheep)
are you specifically the free shiny one you get in za because if so that’s fucking awesome
I am pretty pink yeah. Dont catch me I bite
yeah hold on this does remind me of something
why the FUCK is the mareep line full of physical attackers?? there is no fucking way that AMPHAROS is gonna do better punching me in the gut than casting a thunderbolt. like. what?????????
Sheep are pretty similar to goats, which I have more experience in. Goats headbutt each other a lot and are overall pretty physically affectionate
Also; rams.
ice fish
Did you know there are no ice fish pokemon. I felt the urge to make one
Everyone is fighting a tough battle so reblog to give previous a sword 🗡️
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“stop traumadumping to your friends tell this to your therapist” my god they paywalled human connection
“If a friend of mine gave a feast, and did not invite me to it, I should not mind a bit. but if a friend of mine had a sorrow and refused to allow me to share it, I should feel it most bitterly. If he shut the doors of the house of mourning against me, I would move back again and again and beg to be admitted so that I might share in what I was entitled to share. If he thought me unworthy, unfit to weep with him, I should feel it as the most poignant humiliation.”
Oscar Wilde
everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy
Spin the wheel. Now, imagine you're on a first date with someone who says they`re a [result]. How does this affect the odds of a second date?
100% guarantee I'll want a second date
It's significantly more likely
The odds don't change
It's significantly less likely
There wont be a second date. Absolutely not
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I got abortion survivor. No change as far as I can tell.
other factors beyond that would weigh a lot more to me.
KICK THE CAN!
Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now
And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!
You're the secondary character in this type of media. (horror, comedy, apocalypse, cartoon, rom-com, documentary, reality TV show, etc) Are you surviving?
you are the secondary character in THIS media genre!!
Are you surviving?
yup!!!! I love it here!
yeah!!
Yeah but I'm not happy
I'd rather not but I will
I'm arospec and got romance save me
I am DEAD
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op note: all the submissions I get are really cool ideas!! Thank you!! Keep them coming!!
I am looking at you catboy. I don't know how you do it.
I got comedy, I can do this. I thrive on comedy.
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This conversation is funnier hearing just one half of it.
do hobbits even exist at this point in time?
We don't fucking know!!!
Legit we have no idea. Maybe proto-hobbits do exist, minding their own business over in what will become Eriador. I like to imagine them getting into spats over Who Should Inherit Granny's Good Teapot while over in Beleriand there are balrogs and dragons and desperate battles and all that.
Or maybe they don't yet! No idea! An ongoing Thing in the books is that no one really knows where the hell hobbits came from. The elves are baffled. The dwarves don't know. Humans have no idea. Hobbits themselves think that it's not important, or at least not as important as discussing the finer points of the weather and how it will affect the potato crop.
With this in mind it's so fucking funny to me to picture the absolute BAFFLEMENT of the One Ring when Smeagol picked it up, because it didn't fucking know what hobbits were either. And it turns out they are the single most intractable fucking race on Arda, and proceed to make that the One Ring's problem for the rest of its existence.
The Ring tries to tempt Samwise with, what to the Ring's perspective, is the most absolute bullshit low ball power fantasy ever, namely a huge garden with him as the gardener, him the gardener of all the world. For the ring this is fuckign ridiculous, beneath it, but it's trying anything to get back to Sauron so that they can do some proper evil.
Sam considers this, figures 'nah that's too much to weed' and it doesn't work. The ring must have been FURIOUS can you imagine it's so funny.
