I’ve reblogged her before, but really, you can’t have too many dark-skinned Black queens on your dash. 

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

[ID: Tags by @ playwrongs that say: #Baby Sphinx: what are...um...the seven...turtles--and they all have BIG hands #and there is a...man... who is the big man #and um. what is the turtle's--how OLD--who is it? #Traveler: I give up? #Baby Sphinx: It's George The Fart!! hahahaha #(gnaws ineffectually at the traveler's shin). End ID]

punished by the council

you can’t call something a crackship if they have multiple scenes together and insane sexual tension. not even if only a few people ship them. that’s just a rarepair. the line must be drawn here.

“crackship” is for when he-man cheats on skeletor with sans at the skeleton family reunion

FUCK IS THIS NON-LOOPING. JUNPEI COME BACK

like i literally had to google reaming just to make sure i wasn't somehow misinterpreting this as being about anything other than butt-fucking, but nope, that's exactly what it is

uchikoshi heritage post

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead

i hate the notes on this so much so many people are saying shit like "and then the hero shoots the villain while they're looking around!! XD" THAT'S WHAT THE POST ALREADY SAID. THAT'S THE ENTIRE JOKE.

maybe... they DIDN'T miss part of the post...! (starts frantically looking around)

(i shoot you while youre looking around)

and then while i'm frantically looking around you shoot me for real this time XD

Omg you missed part of the post

did i? 😏

(frantically looks around)

(i raise my gun to shoot you while you're distracted but the bullet i already fired ricochets all around the room and hits me in the back of the head, killing me instantly)

How dare you say we miss on the poor

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

i am a SUCKER for characters who start out as copies of other characters but eventually become their own people, their own identities, completely different from who they once reflected

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

im angry at myself for walking into that so perfectly