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Tump dies tonight while giving his speech in the hot hot sun. Like to charge, reblog to cast

very 🥰🥰🥰 when musicians leave bits in songs where they're saying 'is this thing on?' or 'it's still recording y'know.' chairs scraping, retuning guitars, saying 'let's do that bit again', 'was that take any good?'

i just think it's important to understand that love is not the antithesis of horror in fact it's often the catalyst

"but if it's horrifying then it's not really love it's corruption it's lust it's obsession" you are not only wrong but you are also boring. go away.

Charlie: I have good news and bad news. Dean: Bad news first. Charlie: The monster knows we’re here. Sam: And the good news? Charlie: I looked amazing on the security footage.

women's thighs. you agree. reblog.

Happy 4th of July from Lisa Simpson!!! 👏 👏 👏

Reblog to bonk your mutuals on the head every time they start thinking negatively about themselves

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louis smiling and confirming to regina that hes gay is so funny to me.... no no i didnt want SEX oh god, you mustve thought i was so creepy haha. Noooo omg i want you to act like my dead vampire daughter who was also a stand in for my humam sister who died believing me to be a monster. which i am.

“I asked chat GPT” yeah we can tell

okay but are you going to be understanding if your dom is a little nervous and not as suave as you'd expect their first few times when domming you? are you going to make them feel comfortable enough to slip into the role without making them feel stupid about it? are you going to accept that real sex is not always as rigid as it would seem in text posts or your fantasies and that it is okay if there are some unserious moments in between the intensity? do you understand that we are all just people having fun and we need to be gentle with each other when showing this vulnerability?

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one thing about armand is his face will be completely still while his eyes move slowly around like a haunted doll all the damn time