Shh Don’t Look

yeah you’ve grown all your wisdom teeth but what about your strength teeth? your charisma teeth? your

Charisma teeth are the fangs

this is the single most terrifying reply to any of my posts i have ever received

thanks. i really needed this

im gonna cowboy up god willin

I don’t want to hear the dog ate your homework. 

is that professor mcgonagall

vibe check

whoever invented chess wasn’t fucking around when they made knights. everything moves in straight lines different ways. simple enough. now there’s a horse that jumps over people in an L shape. thrill ride for the 16th century gamer

It is I, Wonky Donk

KONKY DONG

also i got a tiny rubber baby for 95¢

is your dad a tragic 19th century French author

where is that cat with the kind and reassuring face

thank you…..

what’s the punchline here

wait

are you living or are you just jumping from one obsession to the other to run away from yourself

what are you the coping mechanism police or something