present day, present time

cider is my water curry is my bread 

London is my city

cunted is my head

Balatro is a story about getting better. It's about becoming who you were meant to be. It's about recovery.

WKUK really came out swinging with the Hitler rap in the first episode

Leaked photo of heaven

forbidden knowledge

had a dream that there was this new tiktok trend called "scrubbing" where people would take images of fictional characters and put them in images of bathtubs and drag around transparent pngs of soap and brushes with their tiktok art tablets and like liquify tool their hair down to mimic giving them a shower. and people would get into flamewars in the comments of every single video over the types of soap they picked and if the images had decently removed backgrounds and if they got soap in their eyes. and it got onto the news because it turned out everyone doing the trend was doing it compulsively like they physically couldn't stop and each video was a solid few minutes long because they were just collectively obsessively recording themselves fake-showering these fictional characters and arguing about it online

for the record I have never used tiktok and like explicitly in the dream I learned about it secondhand from a discord server so there's that also which is funny I think

We need a rapper to brag about falsifying expense reports