Hika Bika Boo?

stop deactivating

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

So this post is the single reason I took my meds today. Reblogging out of duty.

I do not feel fly like a G6 and have not for a very long time

nice argument you got there, one small issue. im pregnant and it's yours

so I went to the counseling center at my school to set up an appointment etc etc and I know they have a therapy dog there and I was like “where’s the dog?” and the receptionist was like ‘oh I’m sorry, she’s in a meeting right now’ and I look over at the other room and there is a fucking dog sitting in a chair at a long table sitting next to all these people in business suits and I felt like I was in a dream

He's more focused than I've ever been at work.

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

Buddy that thing doesn't even look like it knows where it parked its flying saucer

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

my liege we your council would not advise this course of action but we all agree it would be pretty funny regardless

Everybody be quiet and listen to his poem

If I ever get fired from a job I hope all my coworkers get together to eat a watermelon sculpture of my head

Derin what is this referencing

What the fuck

This company likes melon bars