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(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

(nods orgasmically) wait i meant organically no wait i meant oregano- brother u ain't lily enough of a word for this

google used to know what i was talking about

uhh my two cents are fucking each other

I think that if I unsubscribe I should stop getting the emails

I need a "girl who's gonna be okay" moment bad

shift that makes you wonder if you're part of a social experiment

Nah cuz they are so perfect bro they make me cry

Noise tolerance gap relationship

Me in 2026 practicing internet safety: who wants an updated list of my medications

going to the choices made in anger market. what do you guys want

Glad to have you for our Socrates :))

HELL YEA