i am the most aggressive of canoodlers

*eats you out as a friend*

Blows your back out as your homie

Gotchu walkin funny as a testament to our friendship.

makes you cum in the spirit of comradery

Got ur legs on my shoulders to show u how deep our friendship is

hits it from the back to let you know im here for you

Let’s you sit on my face cause I wanna be supportive.

Makes you squirt cause I wanna bring out the best in you.

current mood: the way boromir says ‘they have a cave troll’ in fellowship of the ring

I’m like 90% that Solas doesn’t “sense” the artifacts and just has vague memories of “I put a thing around here…”

BEST SHIP

what’s the term for being annoyingly patriotic but about your hogwarts house?

Idk which is my favorite part of Blackwall’s backstory: the fact that his grand plan for escaping detection as the most wanted man in Orlais involved growing a beard and walking to the next country over, or the fact that it worked

This is the most glorious rebuttal I’ve ever seen.