Giant Fucking Nerd

can i be a big hater about something unrelated for a second

See I feel like for at least one of these there's at least a loophole or two one can get around. In those tags it says everyone dies at the end......kill off all except for one person. Then not everyone's dead 😈😈.

Standard comic book supervillain team aura shot where the leader is up front monologuing and the rest of the team is randomly perched like gargoyles on various bits of scenery grinning at the viewer with way too many teeth, except it's a magical girl team and the one monologuing is the talking animal mascot.

Why can I see this madoka magica.

Wait is Jack the borderline cryptid or the traumatized himbo in this case?

*looks around*........ I don't think this is gonna be used for it's intended purpose

'you know everything you love about this place? How it feels a rustic and simple and handmade and like childhood at a beloved older relative's house? Yeah we're gonna get rid of that and turn it into a college dining hall that was constructed and opened four years ago on a minimum budget and will close two years from now for fraud'

They got rid of the barrel and left the cracker

Why does the word gentrification come to mind?

when u unholster the gas pump and expose its insert and u push it into ur cars hole and feel the hose stiffen with liquid and u hold down on the trigger watching your cars tank fill all the way up until its close to its breaking point and only then do u let the pump slide out and its still dripping and u plug ur car up to make sure nothing leaks out and u dont even clean the pump as u hang it back up for the next car to enjoy

This is why self-serve gas is still illegal in New Jersey ⛽️ 👎

idk dude the Jack Daniel's logo is bigger than the Coca-Cola logo, I think this is a case of if you idiot-proof something nature makes a bigger idiot

Cannabis alcohol and caffeine are all regulated with labels on the packaging, and so long as they take a second to read instead of guzzling at random like a wild animal they should be fine.

people literally died because of a beverage that did not prominently display its (absurdly, dangerously high) caffeine content, and that's just the most recent example. OP is correct and saying "lol consumers are just dum-dums" feels like the McDonald's coffee lawsuit all over again.

Also maybe not everyone knows Jack Daniel's is an alcoholic company.

Plus the eye may be drawn to the pop of Red coloring (The Coca-Cola Logo) on this Monochrome Black and White Can first

Not to mention the fact that aesthetics for companies take precedence over logic. Because that's what's going to sell better, or is very much correct but this may be a feature and not a bug.

Is anyone else gonna point out that two of these coincidentally involve jack black?

Tbh I wish would comment more.

The designers of pokemon have finally been vindicated for putting a bunch of ice type pokemon in the "mineral" egg group

Pokemon Heritage Post

Huh. I always thought ice was a mineral because it's an inorganic crystalline solid.