Corpiana

you have to let yourself be a weird woman or you will not survive

everyday i mourn that my parents did not make me study five languages during my critical window of language acquisition (2 to 7 years)

okay okay I knooooowwwww vampirism probably fixed William’s eyesight but like. What if it didn’t though. What if spike just refuses to wear glasses because he’s a stubborn idiot.

Obsessed with how many people in the notes have pointed out why this is probably true lmao (Dalton, Angel wearing reading glasses in the comics, Spike holding documents at length to read them as if he’s farsighted). Like I was joking what do you MEAN I’m probably right.

How could you possibly ever imagine that William "Spike" Pratt is a stubborn idiot?? Of course he's a stubborn vain idiot!!

Not to be the most basic person ever but the out for a walk bitch scene is truly a spuffy all-timer. She starts by hitting him. She calls him William. She’s sooo annoyed with him and he’s so pathetic and bad at lying. He’s so weird, dunks on Riley, and leaves her looking utterly baffled. And then you see all the cigarettes and see how long he was hanging out outside. Also she just looks really pretty there.

ok computer show me men in pain

rhaenyra’s harem being her literal uncle, her uncles ex lover, and her stepmother is INSANE. only in the targaryens truly

why is there an upgrade button on gmail. why does twitter want me to scan my palm to get into my account. why is google a chatbot. why does the transit app make a transit app wrapped for me. why does youtube keep shoving its infinitely scrollable shortform content down my throat. why do my doctor and psychiatrist and therapist want to use an ai notetaker during our appointments. why do free trials want my credit card number. why are most scholarship websites just data brokers. how do i make capitalone stop sending me mail. why is my school making its own special chat gpt powered chatbot. why is every third video on instagram an undisclosed ad. why is nothing online real anymore. why is everything so FUCKING STUPID

I feel so unoriginal being in love with the snarky blonde British love interest but I am literally just a girl

Guys… we have to do the main quest at some point

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.