Litterally the only thing that would get me to get a normal nine to five job and be a functioning member of society would be if I had a femboy boywife to provide for.
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Litterally the only thing that would get me to get a normal nine to five job and be a functioning member of society would be if I had a femboy boywife to provide for.

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I love the word "beeline." youre in such a hurry youre doing bug movement
This one goes out to my cat (and also @justcakethanks of course)
jarona guy
How the actual fuck is anyone getting jobs right now??????? I've been unemployed for two fucking years since I graduated highschool and I litterally haven't been able to do anything except rot in my parents basement because of it. What the actual fuck am I supposed to do??? It's not exactly motivating me to keep applying when I have been ghosted by litterally every single fucking job I have applied for. And every time I go in to apply in person they go "oh actually you need to apply online teehee" Just let me be a goddamn cashier or something I just wanna be making fucking money

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Everyone spun masterfully!
For those who thought that this was Nintendo baiting people into posting videos for them to take down, (as I initially did, admittedly), it’s actually people posting pictures of YouTube takedown notices. Nintendo didn’t bait anyone...They walked into a metaphorical garden rake.
My lord I need you to make up your mind, where the fuck are we going
my lord i think we're lost
my lord????
*wheezing* please....My Lord....I just caught up
My Lord COME BACK?!
MY LORD?? there is no way I can follow you there!
...all right My Lord [SIGH] I guess I will just have to trust you
my lord i WARNED you-
My Lord what happened to my boat
My Lord, the map
THE MAP, MY LORD
YOU FORGOT THE MAP, MY LORD!
I think the funniest thing Toby Fox could do is not have Papyrus show up in Deltarune at all and then in the post credits after you you beat the game you'd see a message appear that says "you can now play with Papyrus" and then he'd be retroactively inserted into every single chapter like some kind of new game+
It would look like this
In another universe?

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Watching any movie before 2000 reminds you that people in movies used to be hot but like in a normal way
okay
the strange greeting is really adorable so i tried to recreate it in pixels
'being single sucks because youll be lonely' lame and untrue. 'being single sucks because a lot of groceries are portioned to make food for more than one person and you cant really take advantage of buying in bulk because it'll go bad before you use it all' this i cannot deny.
shout out to my local hot topic with this display in the window
This was genuinely what it was like growing up in New Agey circles btw, my mum's friends would come round like "So I went out to the woods this weekend and fasted and meditated and I had a vision of the Sacred Stag and all my guardian angels and I asked them how to find love and they said that I need to focus on my own healing first and stop repeating cycles of the past" and then the very next week it'd be like "So I'm back with James again" girl..... the Sacred Stag could not have been more clear....

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Isn't she lovely? ✨️
I think Jax would look good in anything 💕
love or hate flowery you cannot deny his impact on the vocal stimming community. his jarona
everyone has replied to this with a completely different voice clip
special mention to everyone ive seen quoting that one floradinn "and i been liiiiiiickin it"