shower gel label:  immerse your self in this new   “Me Time” luxury   fruity tooty.    abandon all sense of identity and dissolve  Your memories into this   soothing chemical broth    One billion melons are in this tube… use them wisely

are you ever scrolling through tumblr and you have a thought and immediately lose it so you have to scroll back up to give your brain the conditions under which it originally created the thought so you can bring it back

I have no unique experiences apparently

My vibe check bounced

person with naturally good skin:in the morning i wash with peepee. at night i use poopoo and glossier milky jelly. simple is best :)

I will never forget this post until the day I die

everyone feels robbed of ideal teenage years that don’t really exist 

heart: randomly starts beating faster me: what is it what do you see

why does no one worship the moon anymore? feel like thats a mistake. its pretty big i think. bigger than all of us.

your inability to learn complicated handshakes is tearing this gang apart

i said whoever burned the library of alexandria you’re moms a hoe