welcome to the shit show

Don't forget to sexualize the grotesque and romanticize the horrific today!

today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift? 

got kicked out of the time loop cause i wasnt learning any life lessons and was just using it to crank my thang crazy style

cas is sitting in the back seat and he's trying to sign up for a monthly tabloid using his phone browser or something and he's mad because he has to put in a last name and he doesn't have one and dean just blurts out "well you can just use mine then". meanwhile sam is just sitting there.

"skibidi toilet is ruining gen alpha" do none of you people remember asdf. i remember asdf.

the kids are gonna be fine. they just happen to be incredibly annoying like every kid before them

what does the fox say. i like trains. LEEEROY JENKINSSSSS. etc. we were all kids once. they are carrying on the tried and true god-given tradition of baffling and irritating adults. power to the children

when john was making 17 year old sam a fake id sam said could you make me a year older and john said what you wanna buy cigarettes? and sam said so i can vote and john and dean said what the fuck

sometimes i’m like “what am i so scared of?” and then remember that everything is so scary

hmm. i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) (remembers virtue is sufficient for happiness) (remembers i’m not joking) kill myself