side-blogging in the bog

if qui gon had been anakin’s master, anakin prob wouldn’t have gone to the dark side. not necessarily bc he’d been a better master, but bc obi wan would be the cool older bro he’d sneak out w and confide in instead of the fake father figure he felt the constant need to rebel against. ‘palpatine has been asking me to spend time with him…’ ‘NEVER trust a politician. wait, hold. why the kriff is a decrepit thing like him trying to hang out w a 12 year old’ ‘I’m in love w padme. I want to get married!’ ‘u still have a rat tail’

actually i don't want to talk about my feelings i'd rather engage in hand to hand combat

(smiling serenely) i’m going to attack you now

bored does anyone want to physically attack or say something weird to me

the clones make me so sad. imagine just being born and you already have coworkers.