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when i see a beautiful boy, i just wanna trap him in the orb

reading ancient pompeian graffiti is a fun way to practice language partly because the grammar and spelling of graffiti is a whole different beast than literary language but also because the words themselves are delightful. anyway i've just discovered the cobbled-together adverb ceventinabiliter which means something along the lines of "buttshakingly (with the implication of "in a bottom sort of way")

official linguistics post

honorable mention to sleep cause u can sleep with women but you can’t watch movies asleep yet. food while sleeping kills you elvis style

Bahh. I see how it is. When the dangerous crow boy eats plastic he's 'doing great' and 'doing his job', but when I, the humble housecat...!

Please leave it to the professionals

Heard this stupid dad joke that killed me: Which Chinese word takes the longest to write? "Friend" (朋友) because it takes two months just to write half of it

Which character is faster, hot (热) or cold (冷)? Obviously hot, which has 4 legs to cold's 1

Why do Chinese vampires hate spicy food? They only drink 不辣的

official orthographic comedy post

bigs my eyes

bigs my eyes at you

bigs my beautious my gorgeous eyeballs

adhd will get you thinking "i should make this doctors appointment" every day for 7 months and counting

none of us are making those appointments huh

This is why I have Calls Day once a month

wait you might be onto something with that actually