cori (or something)

kids these days don't know what it felt like to be bisexual and wear a stupid as fuck hawaiian shirt in 2017

im NOT feeling shrimptastic im going to KRILL myself

girl nothing is ever gonna be all the way together just enjoy the bits and pieces #yourfragments

ultimately we all have to quit our jobs and walk into the sea

Dead wife but it's a flashback to an amazing sandwich you had 3 years ago

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

The older this post gets the funnier it becomes

My cousin born in 2000 is a licensed psychologist.

that’s how fucked up our world is now

people born in 2000 are getting kicked off their parents’ health insurance as we speak

like im okay with being medium attractive and having a moderately clean house. instagram reels just bounce off of me like water off a ducks back

everyones got that fic they chip away at like michaelangelo sculpting david. and brother? its penis month

asked my friends if they knew what i was referencing and they said no. we all know that post where someone divided how long it took michelangelo to sculpt david by it's size and went "yuuuuup. whole month spent on penis" right. sure, my search history is full variations upon "michelangelo penis month tumblr" to no avail, but we all know it. right.

Hi, that was a MBMBAM bit. But i see you and i hear you and i dont know if someone already said something