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Realized I never posted my Groj family headcannons, so here’s some charts! Long post so sorry in advance!
First up, the Riffins:
Tre Riffin - His name is a callback to Corey’s early production name being Tre Trippin. Neptoon blog states that Corey and Trina were adopted by a single dad who was never married.
A washed-up musician who was bored with his monotonous life when two brightly haired babies were left on his doorstep. Unaware that he was “chosen” as their guardian by Corey and Katrina’s rock god parents because of his passion for music.
A very chill dude who is a little too “go with the flow” sometimes. Nevertheless, he loves his chaotic children.
Leo Penn - Father of Laney Penn and childhood friend/ex-bandmate to Tre Riffin. Though Leo comes off as grumpy and intimidating, he actually is a very softhearted man who loves his family more than anything. Is very overprotective of Laney, which the bassist finds more embarrassing than anything (has been pulling the “Dad! You’re embarrassing me!” card since she was 6).
Works as a music teacher, which is how Laney knows how to play such a wide range of instruments.
Lacey Penn - Mother of Laney Penn and childhood friend of Tre Riffin. Lacey is a very level-headed and rational person, but make her snap, and you will regret it. Is very proud of Laney and her daughter’s spit-fire attitude.
Works as a lawyer, and, though she is unaware of it, she’s gonna be helping out Grojband a lot in their teenage and adult years.
Chloe Penn - Neptoon’s blog has a post stating that Chloe is Laney’s sister, but then another post says that Laney is an only child. Thought that cousin felt like a good middle ground: still related to Laney, but not her sister, allowing Laney to be an only child.
A party girl who can often be found at any Peaceville event. Well-known for her friendly, often airheaded nature and her on-again, off-again relationship with Party Danimal. And yes, she did eat Nick Mallory’s dental floss that one time, as her cousin loves to remind her of. No regrets!
Dianne “D” Penn - Was actually shown in one of the Grojband shorts, where Mr. Mellow is offering her flowers before one of Corey’s badly aimed pick-flicks accidentally slices the bouquet.
Single mother of Chloe Penn (because Mayor Mellow ain’t no home-wrecker!). Dianne absolutely loves her daughter, and Chloe being her “mini-me” helps, though sometimes their relationship can be too much like friends rather than a mother and daughter. Nevertheless, Chloe loves her mother and knows she can always go to her with any issues she has.
Haruo Kujira - Name is a reference to Haruo Nakajima, who played Godzilla in 12 consecutive films.
A clumsy insurance adjuster who is a master of dad puns. Is Stunt-Duck's favorite human in the Kujira household (mainly because he accidentally drops cheese a lot).
Andi Kujira - Name is a reference to Andy Serkis, who wore the mo-cap for the 2005 King Kong movie.
An aerospace engineer who specializes in planes. Described as a very dependable and often quiet person by her coworkers, her family knows her to be very loud and easy to get a laugh out of.
There’s nothing the Kujira family loves more than cooking together and watching old Kaiju movies.
MaryAnne Beff - character from @indignannt-danndelion (the stuff including Mr. Beff stuff is my own spin on the character which I hope is ok). Single mother to Mina and Carrie Beff (meant to contrast to Riffin family dynamic).
A lawyer and professional rival to Lacey Penn. MaryAnne is a very distant and cold person. She wasn’t always like that, but then Mr. Beff up and left when the girls were still young, and MaryAnne still doesn’t know why. In her grief, she threw herself into her work and neglected Mina and Carrie. At a young age, Mina had to step up and take care of Carrie, which has contributed to the sisters' good relationship.
MaryAnne is very emotionally withholding with her daughters. As a result, Mina has a desperate need to try to “earn” love/validation (why she was “friends” with Trina for so long), and Carrie acts out, often picking fights with authority figures. Whenever MaryAnne is home, she and Carrie usually end up fighting, and Mina has to step in as a mediator.
Mr. Beff - personally like to headcannon/theorize that Mina is part Rock God, hence her wide range of skills (and her teal hair). Like to think Mr. Beff was the Rock God of roadies who fell for a human, but ultimately had to return to Rocklympus.
Jenny and Layla Nepp - Larry’s moms who are both doctors. Larry was born premature, so his moms are extremely overprotective of him. His asthma and allergies have not helped ease their worries. They are extremely grateful that Larry has found a love of music, though they are unaware of a lot of the shenanigans his band gets up to - mainly because Larry downplays it a lot.
If he hadn’t befriended Carrie, there’s a high chance Larry would have ended up as a “bubble boy” (yes, I took his one comment about an inhaler in Rock the House and ran with it).
Tama and Ken Kagami - Names are a reference to the Three Sacred Treasures of Japan. Since Kagami means mirror, it felt like a fitting theme with Tama meaning gem and Ken meaning sword.
The two are sweet parents, but suffer a bit with favoritism. They don’t mean to; it’s just that they have different similarities with different daughters.
Tama is the owner of Peaceville Beauty Salon and enjoys talking and experimenting with beauty products with Konnie - their talks actually spark the idea for Konnie to dye her hair.
Ken is a regular salaryman, but he is a gaming fanatic. The Kagamis’ basement is practically a gamer's paradise. Ken and Kim love playing games together and researching coding to make custom mods.
Rick and Missy Mallory - Honestly, haven’t given the Mallory family much thought, but from a lot of Nick’s comments about the importance of family/sibling relationships, it sounds like the Mallorys are at least a “healthy” family.
Though it does feel like their eyes in family photos follow you wherever you are in the room.
"Let villains be evil! Why do you like villain redemption?"
I don't know, maybe because I want to believe in people's humanity and after all the times real people dissapointed me, I want to believe that at least fictional villains/antagonists are capable of good deep down.
some screenshot redraws, bc whenever i scroll thru the show in a video editor i keep admiring the animation and expressions. also a troll strickler redesign based on whatever i felt would look cool. and then a shitpost i didnt feel like posting on its own.
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It wouldn't be high school without the teachers and to teach the students passed down legacies.
A good majority of the adults went to Ever After High School and some even became teachers to teach the future generation.
At the end of the day teachers need a place to sleep and we get to see who roomed with who during their high school years.
The teachers' living quarters are between the boys and girls dorm and is smaller than the students' dormitory.
Like the students each room is design to fit the persons personality.
Headmasters Milton and Giles Grimm
Brothers Milton and Giles created Ever After High to teach the future fairy tales their storybook legacies. Overtime Giles notice how some destinies weren't equal even if some were happy ever afters. Giles purposed a way to make everyone happy, but Milton didn't agree. Still traumatized of almost losing Giles when they were children made him deadset on following the pre-determined fates and because he fears he'll lose power. There was a huge fight and Milton cursed his brother to speak Riddlish and banish him to the Vault of Lost Tales.
Being co-headmasters and founders of Ever After High School, Milton and Giles have the biggest rooms in the living quarters.
Milton's room is similar to his office: full of portraits of himself, full of awards, clean, expensive furniture, posh, with a canopy bed, and blue.
Giles's room is similar to the Vault of Lost Tales: messy, papers everywhere, books piled high, mix-matched furniture, and red.
When Milton cursed Giles the police investigated and closed his room up. Milton avoided the room at all crime to not feel guilt for what he had done to his brother.
When, Giles is free from his curse (he didn't get cured in Thronecoming) and Milton is arrested for his crimes, everyone predicts that Giles will throw away Milton's things. But, he doesn't. Giles lets it be, even after his brother's betrayel he refuses to touch the room.
Baba Yaga
Baba Yaga teaches home-evilnomics and facility advisor and though she sides with Headmaster Grimm with destiny she's less strict and willing to show sympathy for those who want change.
Baba Yaga doesn't need a room due to her living in her cottage/office with chicken legs so it changes locations and we've seen it plenty of times in the show.
Her cottage has Slavic designs, candles, spell books, potions, and she has a steering wheel to control the hut.
I believe Baba Yaga's cottage/office is like the shotgun houses from my home state Louisiana. For those who don't know what a shotgun house is it's a narrow house (front to back) and each room is divided for better examples: 1 2 3. The first section is her office, second potion making section, third kitchen, fourth bathroom, and last bedroom.
Mr. Breaker Badwolf
Breaker Badwolf was a student at Ever After High School where he studied (met the love of his life Ruby Hood and had a daughter) and now teaches General Villainy.
Breaker's room resembles a wolf's cave like his niece Ramona's room with rock formations, dim lighting, and leather furniture.
He seems like a hunter to me, so he has a collection of traps and snares in his room.
He keeps a two-way-book to speak with his with, photos of Ruby & Cerise, and letters from her hidden away in his room.
The White Queen
After, evacuating Wonderland due to the Evil Queen's curse, she and her fellow Wonderlanders escaped to Ever After. She got a job at Ever After High School as the new Princessology teacher.
Like all the Wonderlanders her room is messy, but in a organized chaos sort of way.
Her room is styled like a chessboard with Wonderland decor.
Maid Martha Marion
Maid Marion is the teacher of damsel-in-distress class and mother of Sparrow Hood.
Her cartoon and book appearance are drastically different in the show she looks like the perfect damsel while in the book she was described as:
Madam Maid Marian set a black bag under the desk, then removed her cone hat. Her hair was chestnut and cut in a short bob. She was fresh-faced, with no makeup. A few freckles dotted her wide nose and high cheekbones. She wore the colors of the forest, with a moss-green tunic and brown leggings. A pair of green feather earrings completed the woodsy look. Her suede boots looked super comfortable.
Appearances aside Unlike other damsels-In-distress she teaches her students to save themselves.
Her room is a hodgepodge of luxurious queen/ forest decor.
She definitely has exercise equipment and hunting gear like bows and arrows in her room.
Coach Gingerbreadman
Coachh Gingerbreadman is the gym teacher who encourages his students to run faster to avoid crazed bakers.
His room is more of a gym than a bedroom with a treadmill, weights, a rowing machine, and etc.
His room is mostly candy & gingerbread decor with trophies decorating the walls.
Evil Step-Librarians
Evil Step-Librarians (Stephanie and Sissy) are the librarians of the school, one is the mother of Prudence and Charlotte, and Cinderella's stepsisters.
While other staff members have their own room, they share one while at Ever After High School.
Their room has a gaudy luxury feel to it. Like everything cost of money but it looks cheaply made and tacky. And everything is bejeweled.
Since they're librarians the room has multiply bookcases with trashy romance novels.
Prof. Jack B. Nimble
Prof. Jack B. Nimble is the of tall tales and seems to be a popular teacher among the students.
Prof. Jack has a huge candle collection ranging from size, colors, and scents. He has the cleanest smelling room in the teachers' sleeping area.
As you can see by his desk most of the furniture in his room is candle themed.
Because of this the sprinkler system goes off in his room a lot (similar to Faybelle).
He also has a huge bookcase where he keeps a collection tale tales and poems.
Prof. Pied Piper
Prof. Alto Pied Piper is the music teacher and the father of Melody Piper.
His room is similar to the music classroom with many instruments and music books.
He keeps his Imperial Gold Turntables in his room when not using them in his class.
He has a mini fridge stocked with snacks for his pet rats.
He owns a huge collection of flutes and vinyl discs.
Rumpelstiltskin
Rumpelstiltskin teaches chemistry and is one of the least popular teachers in the school due making students spin straw to gold for extra credit.
His room is probably one of the messiest rooms in the teachers' living quarters and screams goblin core.
He has a spinning wheel that he uses to spin his own gold.
Momma and Papa Bear
Ursula and Bernard are a married couple so obviously they share a room together.
Their room is cottage core with bear cave elements.
Like their story sleep in separate beds since Poppa likes his mattress firm and Momma likes her mattress soft.
Ursula teaches cooking class so she has a ton of cookbooks and Bernard teaches beast training and keeps many cages and pet supplies in their room.
Their son, Teddy, sometimes visits them when not in class.
Author's note: We were robbed that they never appeared in the show!
Hagatha
Hagatha is the school's lunch lady who is infamous for her porridge which she adds artificial lumps to.
Can't really say too much about her so maybe insects motifs on her dress she has food and bug decor in her room.
Mrs. Trollsworth
Mrs. Trollsworth is the secretery and Headmaster Grimm's assistant in his schemes.
Being a troll, her room is messy with a mix of grandma parlor room decor.
Mr. Green Thumb - Is the groundkeeper/gardener, due to his small size he most likely has the smallest room in the teachers' living quarters. It most likely full of gardening equipment and indoor plants.
Prof. Card - Prof. Card with the other Wonderlanders evacuated after the Evil Queen's curse, he is the current art teacher at Ever After High School. His room is full of art supplies and has a few weapons since he was a guard.
Prof. Knight - Prof. Knight teaches Hero Training and is one of the oldest teachers in the school who still remembers the art of knighthood. His room is decorated with suits of armor, swords, and horse decor.
Well, that's all the staff at Ever After High School!
EAH brainrot go brrrrr so.....have little thoughts and ideas for a overall G2 take. :3c
The storybook of legends is real this time compared to an initial fake, and Milton Grimm is desperate to have Raven sign her portion because secretly Milton is serving the trapped Evil Queen (though unwillingly) after making a deal with her for power and Raven signing the book will allow the EQ to swap places with her own daughter. If Milton doesn't get her to sign by a certain date, he'll be trapped forever in the mirror alongside the EQ.
Milton initially recruits Apple White to help, who's more sheltered this time, and lies and manipulates her into thinking Raven's story ends well and Apple goes along with it for a while until finally learning the full truth in a new take on the Thronecoming special. Apple fully switches sides and supports Raven and her friends.
Running out of time Milton attempts to recruit Duchess Swan and Faybelle Thorn this go around. However, Faybelle is too eager to cause evil and Duchess is far too aggressive to be controlled and manipulated like Apple. Both plan on betraying Milton for their own gain, specifically with Duchess wanting to steal Raven's magic to write her own new happily after and Faybelle being more than happy to help see that outcome occur. The two work primarily together as an antagonistic duo towards our heroines with Milton no closer to his ending his deal.
Truly desperate with the clock ticking down fast, Milton curses one of Raven's friends in a last ditch effort to have her sign the book...which she does in exchange for the curse being lifted. This free's EQ and immediately she gets Milton out of the picture before starting her take-over of Ever After. Anyone that doesn't serve her or fights back is turned to stone and put on display. What remains of the royals and rebels work together to free Raven and put an end to the Evil Queen once and for all.
Thinking about Sparrow Hood being in General Villainy despite being the next Robin Hood, a hero of the people, who protects commoners from corrupt officials. Thinking about how the only way you see Robin Hood as the villain is by being a corrupt official. Thinking about how Milton Grimm's manipulative ass, who refuses to admit the destiny system is broken because it keeps him in power, put the next Robin Hood in General Villainy and what that says about him
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I just stole this from twitter where some people (not everyone) were kinda clowning on it but this is awesome actually. everybody look at this. apparently the poster was found in Portland.
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