corcracrow

people are like you just need to apply to 10 jobs a day meanwhile each of the jobs want you to write them 1500 words of uniquely tailored sycophancy & then manually input your cv into their custom application form 3 different times

at some point The Character stops being a character and starts being a close personal friend

undiagnosed autistic people will be like "I don't get upset when my routine changes though!!" and it's because they've built a set of if-then loops in their head to pick from one of 6 different strict routines and they do get incredibly upset when they're unable to keep to any of the 6 scripts. I'm john normal

Was just thinking about this the other day. Yeah I have a favorite seat on the bus (middle of the bus, near the back doors, slightly elevated, facing forward), but I don’t get upset if someone is already sitting there, I just pick one of my other favorite spots. Then I realized that most people probably don’t have a favorite bus seat, let alone a series of backup favorites.

A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it

oh shit my laundry

reblog to save someone’s laundry

i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you

I miss getting tagged in those

"character deserved better" (but they were never going to get it that's the stuff great tragedies are made of) vs "character deserved better" (but the writers really blew it)

mum just told me "you nibble your way through life like a demented guinea pig" because I was taking another oat cake out the jar, and I think this explains a lot about how hungry I get. obviously my body thinks I'm a small creature that must eat constantly or it will perish

The more I go forward in life the more I realize grace and forgiveness is the most beautiful powerful all encompassing thing in human existence and also the hardest thing to do ever