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no but where else we gonna go

my coworker announces that he's off to the dentist. someone reacts with a tooth emoji. is this a statement of dentist solidarity? a wish for my coworker to return with more (or fewer?) teeth than he set out with? simple word association? who can say

She looks way more aware of the scarab than I thought she could be tbqh

ok. i survived 25 years outside the international space station. who gives a shit

your assigned ilya of the day is thinking about how he can get his hands on shane in front of all these people

Calvin and Hobbes - It’s July Already

SERIES ORDER IMMEDIATELY

All The Things She Said featuring Amber Glenn and Lena Lemon | Heated Rivalry

nimble, a border collie-papillon mix, wins the 12” class in the 2024 masters agility championship. the first time a mixed breed has won at westminster ever.

context explaining why the announcer is screaming, this is supposed to take a high level competitive agility dog 40 seconds

Like the dog doesn’t even know it’s a competition and she’s made history. She(?) just is happy and knows she made her owner happy too.

The face of a being with only a wind storm between their ears, moments before unleashing it unto the world

you are the only person who understands me. you and the person who tagged a series of unfortunate events

📷 via misskooky on threads

We get together, we fuck. It's simple. Simple? It's simple for me. Bullshit!

Ilya trying to outplay his demons

anyone else relate