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i keep seeing well-meaning posts about tagging on ao3 claiming that 'no archive warnings apply' means a fic is fluffy and wholesome and maybe smutty but can be trusted contain nothing upsetting. and from the bottom of my heart, please, this is so wrong. like, even aside from the fact that 'upsetting' is a very personal definition, it literally just means that none of the big four archive warnings apply, and i promise you it's very possible to write a DEEPLY upsetting fic that contains none of those things.

jbaillier

Also: "Creator chose not to use archive warnings" does NOT mean that the fic is safe and fluffy, either. It means exactly what's on the tin: THIS FIC MAY CONTAIN ANYTHING. BE PREPARED FOR ANYTHING.

zorilleerrant

the big four warnings are: noncon, underage sex, graphic violence, and major character death. which means that, even if we restrict to common topics many people are interested in exploring in a fic space, 'no archive warnings' can include:

the vast majority of politics and history

recovery from physical or sexual abuse

abortion and miscarriage

death of minor characters, grief as a major theme or the central topic of the story

including death of a parent, sibling, partner, child

disease, medical abuse or trauma

serious injury and slow/painful recovery or lack thereof

chronic fatigue, chronic pain, other chronic disability

animal abuse

cheating

divorce

serious bigotry treated seriously

serious bigotry treated like a joke

colonialism and forced assimilation, eugenics

genocide (described non-graphically)

grooming and romantic abuse of children, assuming sex is either implicit or doesn't take place until the kid turns 18

phobias, dissociation, hallucinations, unreality in such a way that can be very psychologically disorienting

horror genre and horror pastiche

workplace politics and drama, workplace harassment and abuse, capitalism basically just sucking

the most annoying people you ever met who simply won't stop talking to the main character

natural disaster

man-made disaster

inaccuracy about real world information, including conspiracy theories and dangerous advice

inaccuracy about canon lore, possibly on purpose as ragebait crackfic or badfic

megacrossovers

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kristina100000

this happens to me every day i dont know how to make it stop

superioronion

can we nominate him for the Darwin award

shadow13dickpistons

Oh thank God someone explained this.

beingharsh

Brokeback Mountain (2005), dir. Ang Lee

#brokeback mountain

snaxle-deactivated20260531

my cat somehow took hundreds of selfies on my phone when i was sleeping

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my personal favorites

The penultimate intermission, wherein Ilya gets up to no good (except double it and give it to the next person) again, is now live. We're getting into hairy territory now and I'm at the point where I'm considering hibernating until the final chapter has been posted.

#heated rivalry #heated rivalry fanfiction #heated rivalry fanfic #heated rivalry fic #spree killer Ilya #my writing

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chaoticgouda

illusoryfem

Franciscan nuns at the Convent of St. Anthony of Padua, Spain, are keeping a giant rabbit breed from dwidling to extinction. To fund their conservation efforts, the nuns sell homemade cookies and ice cream. (People)

queenhelenblackthorn

#erling haaland

butdarlingthestarrs

Connor Storrie as Ilya Rozanov | Heated Rivalry | Season 1 Episode 2

#heated rivalry #ilya rozanov #hang it in the louvre

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problemactic

never microwave a caprisun

whereisglory

what did you do

problemactic

i microwaved a caprisun

ilyarozanovgifs

1.04 "Rose"

#heated rivalry

megamindsupremacy

first rule of storing tupperware is have fun and be yourself. second suggestion is slam the cabinet door quickly and don’t worry ‘bout it.

t00thpasteface

me before i get my paycheck: i'm so excited to spend this on essentials and save the rest wisely

me as soon as that direct deposit hits: you know i've always wanted to learn the theremin

#getting a fat tax return this year #you know what #I've always wanted to get back into figure skating #and ofc I'll have to replace the boots on my skates for that #and of course I'll need to get life insurance to join classes #and of course classes will cost one william dollars

kata4a

Ye knowe eek, that in forme of speche is chaunge With-inne a thousand yeer, and wordes tho That hadden prys, now wonder nyce and straunge Us thinketh hem; and yet they spake hem so, And spedde as wel in love as men now do.

chaucer, Troilus and Criseyde c. 1380

youzicha

glossary: eek also and even tho at the time prys great value wonder a cause for astonishment nyce stupid spedde succeeded

You know the form of language, too, can change. Within a thousand years, even the words that were most precious then, seem strange and foolish to us; yet they spoke them so and did no worse in love than we now do.

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ashoss

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

homunculus-argument

I think it would be funny to write a murder mystery where not only did every single character involved have an obvious motive to kill this mf, they were actually all attempting to murder him first, but the murder attempts all cancelled each other out all except for one. Two people tried to poison him but the poisons just happen to work as antidotes for each other, and instead of killing him only gave him the shits, and due to having the shits he couldn't go hunting that day like he had planned, foiling the plans of the one who had conditioned his favourite hunting horse to panic and bolt at the cue of a whistle, and the other murder attempt of tampering with his gun so that it would have exploded his whole face off.

The whole mystery isn't about who could have done it or how, but who was the one who got lucky and actually succeeded.

terriwriting

Sherlock Holmes and The Case of Perhaps We'd Best Leave This One Alone, Watson. There Appears To Be An Excess Of Armed Maniacs In The Vicinity.

copperbadge

When I was in high school a friend of mine would host murder mystery dinners once or twice a year. They were the kind you could buy as a kit -- I don't even know if they exist anymore -- and everyone was assigned (or chose) a character, then received a booklet of clues to share. The idea was to spend an evening in a one-shot LARP designed like an Agatha Christie novel.

I was a year above most of them at school so they threw a "goodbye" murder mystery for me just before graduation, and about 2/3 of the way through the game we all realized that everyone had at least attempted to kill the victim. The game then shifted from "whodunnit" to "who succeeded in dunninit" which we all felt was not only super fun but above the usual level of narrative complexity for those games.

After we solved it, we discovered that the game wasn't from a kit -- the host had written it herself and meticulously printed out the booklets in replica style of the kits. It was the best going-away party I think I could possibly have had.

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