I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want

this a lie

im literally dating this girl this a lie

she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this

believe me when I say I get the frustration of people who say they’re gluten free ordering things that contain gluten and not caring, but I will always always always assume someone who orders gluten free is being deadly serious. if I’m wrong, the worst thing I’ve done is wasted a bit of my time; if I assume they aren’t serious and they are, then I’ve increased a stranger’s risk of colon cancer

Also, plenty of people have food sensitivities that allow them to eat a small amount of certain foods before they begin to experience negative effects, and it’s nobody’s job to police what they do or do not want to put in their bodies. Digestion is weird y’all.

Either way it’s a matter of consent. I consent to eating X under condition Y. It isn’t up to anyone else to decide whether or not my reasons are valid, or good enough. This is my body, what I say goes.

when ppl defend the hypersexualization of female characters by acting like they r sentient real ppl who make their own choices instead of being written and drawn by gross men  

My stomach hurts really bad. Like someone’s stabbing me

My local shelter has a corgi pup for sale and if I book an appointment I get 50% off so guess who bout to get a puppy once I figure out how to talk to people on the phone

My url is @luv-my-fandomz

“That’s cute”

Again who

Omfg I love you that was great

Can you buy peanut butter? Urgent

Band merch is the only thing I wear

“Fight me in a dark alleyway with a spoon I DARE YOU”

yES

ugh fetus are gross.

I came here for encouragement not betrayal

Nope don’t have it

okayy

ninjas out here learning these long-ass jutsus

Ok :’(

it is always soooo funny to me when people like actually get mad at you or think youre some kind of dumbass for believing in astrology when its like… out of the two of us who is having more fun right now? who is getting a greater kick out of life? is it you, who is trying to convince me that nothing is real and we live in a meaningless universe, or is it me, who is telling you that that is an incredibly virgo thing you just said???

i mean this in the nicest way possible you guys but you NEED to take better care of yourselves online. getting severely anxious about mass quantities of horrible things you cant change every single day is normal considering the internet’s ability to educate on worldwide issues, it shows that you have empathy and that you truly do care. but relentless knowledge of constant suffering on this scale is NOT something humans are psychologically equipped to handle. it’s okay to shut off. it’s okay to just take a break and enjoy yourself for a while in your own localized space