Alright folks so here's the 411

It’s your problem now, fuckers.

source?

tried to throw a party for my friends and I invited these two hot girls from the beach but then this crazy chick invited herself and her loser brother with anger issues and they burned my fucking summer home down. can’t have shit on ember island

whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend clearly has never met ibuprofen

scooby doo taufht me that the sandwich is really really tall but he is eating it anyways

I can hear my kid playing supermarket by herself and she’s telling all the customers that they are disgusting and they need to leave

And she's right

She's gonna be a supervisor

in the 1930s women couldn't do shit without a creature from the black lagoon or frankenstein monster trying to fuck with them

wait babe before we move on i need to break every barrel in this room to check for hidden items

i don’t smoke but if I was famous i’d walk around with iced coffee and a cigarette to give the tumblr girls something to chew on

only atla is bold enough to have a beach episode but exclusively for its villains