Squirtle Squad

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

does anyone else remember being a hapless american child looking at the prices of books on the inside flap and wondering. do we just hate canadians? this book is $8 here and $13 there, that feels..... mean somehow

Mondays aren't that bad once you cannot tell days apart from eachother

personally my first guess as to how joker got his scars would be from smiling too big. but maybe that's my dreamer's heart

I talk about american media the same way anti-communist sinophobes talk about chinese TV

"Well yes I can appreciate the directors efforts its obvious that this was just another propaganda piece for the american regime"

Ummmm shoutout to people who get home from work and get right in their jammies

something interesting is that you can have a good day but feel weird the whole time so actually it was a weird day

Me for the last 15 years: im a bit burnt out rn but im sure next week will be different