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new kinds of homophobia/transphobia to add to your worldbuilding:
if you want your fictional society is to be less just world, but in new ways.
Sexist society that believes men are better; thus, views transmen as extremely valid, as unlike women, they have seen the light.
Gay men are honored, as with polygamy there is a continual shortage of women, and gay men means more women to go around. Lesbianism is seen as just something wives do sometimes. Transwomen are controversial because, on one hand, more women, but, on the other, some people suspect it is a scheme by fathers to have more daughters to get a bride price for.
Lesbians are controversial but only because they are seen as appropriating Amazonian culture. If you are over 6ft tall and strong, then it is okay.
Gay men are seen as too manly. That they are somehow stealing the manliness from the straight men. If woman are around them, they will somehow turn into men.
Society that "solved sexism" by dividing the world into short people and tall people and then assigning the short people to the former women's roles, and the tall people, to the men's. Now people are homophobic about two short people getting married.
people are afraid of people born in the same country as them. i.e. the opposite of xenophobia. This is homophobia. (this is what I thought homophobia was when I first saw the word)
people assume that men are gay because they have never seen a women before. People react very sympathetically to a gay man coming out because they assume it means they were locked away from society as a child.
sexist society loves trans-women because it means one less man vying political power.
>Gay men are seen as too manly. That they are somehow stealing the manliness from the straight men. If woman are around them, they will somehow turn into men.
i like the idea of contagious manliness and gay people start out trying to fuck women but the women turn into men whenever they get close and eventually they give up.
I always feel like a lot of SFF defaults to either “modern, progressive gender norms” or “a vague idea of medieval gender norms but worse.”
Personally I’ve been intrigued at the setting conceit of societies that have intensely binaristic gender roles, like more so than even medieval Europe and Asia (in which people did generally grudgingly accept women in positions of power in certain necessary cases, e.g. a noble lady managing her husband’s lands while he was off on campaign), like roles actually categorically barred to certain genders, but with ASAB as only really a suggestion, and codified means to switch which side of that divide a person was on. And then explore all the ways such a society would work and evolve.
They keep flirting with this idea with the Qunari in Dragon Age but not quite following through.
Years ago, I was running an Apocalypse World campaign, and came up with a concept for a Mad Max-style motor nomad tribe where all sexual and romantic relationships were required to be between a person who droves cars (usually but not exclusively female) and a person who shot guns (usually but not exclusively male). Same-sex relationships were fine as long as they were between a driver and a shooter, but opposite-sex relationships that were between two drivers or two shooters were taboo.
Children rode in the back seat of cars; if you had more biological children than you had room in your car, then any excess children had to be given up to a couple that had room, who thereafter became the child's adoptive parents. If no seats were availabe in any of the tribe's vehicles, then infanticide was the only remaining option.
People who were unable to either drive or shoot due to injury or advanced age were effectively desexualized. Such a person might ride in the back seat with the children if a seat was available, or be left to die if one was not. Either way, the spouse was expected to remarry.
Children are required to choose between learning to drive and learning to shoot upon reaching puberty, and were thereafter expected to stick with that choice. Something like 80% girls defaulted to driving and 80% of boys defaulted to shooting, but a boy learning to drive or a girl learning to shoot wasn't especially shocking; however, moving from the driver seat to shotgun or vice versa as an adult was the equivalent of transing your gender.
Teenagers were allowed and encouraged to have sexual relationships with their peers (provided it was between a driver-in-training and a shooter-in-training), but any children that resulted could not be raised by the teenagers, as they did not have a vehicle, and would have to be adopted by someone who did (or be abandoned to die).
Upon reaching adulthood, a person was required to find a spouse of the opposite driver/rider alignment. A major part of the marriage ceremony consisted of the newlyweds being presented with a car. The marriage could not take place (and thus graduation to social adulthood could not occur) unless a vehicle was available. Until a car could be acquired, the couple would be forced to remain in their parents's cars, which was inherently somewhat awkward, and was humiliating to both families if it lasted for an extended period of time.
Finally, motorcyclists were just about the queerest thing to exist in this setting.
can you come collect your freak of a man please. He’s doing things
everyone else out. No one else tag this post. this is the only one.
“but shrouded black figures are scary!” not when ur muslim. its the funniest fucking thing. this is labeled on pinterest under shit like “classic horror” “scary phone wallpaper”
but that LITERALLY just looks like a niqabi or someone in a jilbab. Like Look at this pic of me (from a self photoshoot, now w/o the dramatic lighting and dark background)
or this pic of me
or this pic of me
like its so funny i can’t be scared of shrouded figures it just looks like me.
if i saw this i would just be like “Assalam alaikum sister, dope sword you got there”
I mean I think a part of the ‘scary background’ bit is the thing where the individual in question is staring directly at the viewer from a foggy pond in a dense forest. And also the literal burning halo
sounds like a normal Friday night. if a sister wants to go on a walk in the evening who am i to stop her. if she has a burning halo that’s the will of god.
thats just the smoke and fireworks on the night before Eid celebrations
thats just the smoke and
fireworks on the night before
Eid celebrations
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
MOTHER OF GOD
ARE YOU FUCKIN
OH GOD ITS BACK
DEAR GOD THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POSTS IN EXISTENCE.
YOU THINK JUST THE NOISE IS FUNNY AND FITS WITH THE GIF REALLY WELL
BUT THEN
THEN
THE LYRICS START
seriously i have almost crashed my car into a telephone pole, becuase I suddenly thought of this post and started laughing uncontrollably
DEAR GOD THIS IS ONE
OF MY FAVORITE TUMBLR
POSTS IN EXISTENCE.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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i can’t get over how there is an actual doctor who episode where the whole plot boils down to: a woman fucked a wasp and had a child and that wasp child now kills people. brilliant.
that’s not even all of it — the wasp child became a catholic priest and killed people like he was in an agatha christie story because his mom liked reading the books.
Ya’ll are being too fucking silly and inaccurate with this Doctor Who shitpost.
The wasp child was an Anglican priest. It’s absurd to think otherwise.
ok y'all can have him
Of course he’s Anglican. He’s a White Anglo-Saxon Protestant
That’s the joke
I’m screaming
it’s funny when my friends who aren’t on tumblr send me tumblr posts from other sites cause their either an extremely popular post that i’ve seen 20 times on my dash in the last day or like. the children’s hospital post. don’t get me wrong i still appreciate their gifts but it’s like. thank you for foraging these berries for me unfortunately i live in the bush
MY FRIEND SENT ME THIS IM FUCKING CRYING WITH HOW HARD I AM LAUGHING
MY FRIEND SENT ME THIS
IM FUCKING CRYING WITH HOW
HARD I AM LAUGHING
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
one tectonic plate approaching another
“so are you a top or a bottom?”
two tops? you get a mountain. two bottoms? VALLEY BRO
i don’t know anything about geology
Are you (Mg,Fe2+)2(Mg,Fe2+)5Si8O22(OH)2?
I had to google that and i swear to fuck I will kill you
alright this is fine
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no cishets at pride! *spin kicks a grandma with a “I love my gay son” tshirt*
Yes, @passionpeachy illustrates a great point!
The first pride my mother attended, she marched with me alongside the PFLAG float, holding a sign that read "I'm Proud of My Gay Child".
I noticed she kept falling behind and running to catch up, nearly a whole float behind us. So finally, I stopped to see what was going on.
People kept pointing at her sign and cheering and then she'd proudly point at me, saying "they're here!"
That was usually the point where at least one person burst into tears. And this is where my mom started lagging - because she'd stop, reach over the barrier, and hug them. Teenagers, twenty-somethings, thirty-somethings... they'd break down crying at the sight of a cishet woman proudly marching with her child in Texas, of all places. That she'd claim me and be proud of me. Because they couldn't imagine their own family doing the same.
So she stopped and hugged them and told them she was proud of them, even though she had to race to catch up in the heat, even though they were strangers. And i like to think she made those young people's lives a bit better.
So yes, cishets at pride.
I'd rather have a cishet grandma there than a gay cop.

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I feel like they should just print this out and hand it to any reporter dumb enough to ask about recovering bodies
If that is too graphic, I have an alternative
obsessed w this. the fact that brennan is quite literally speechless.
This is the funniest addition to this post
I’m pleased to inform you that after this clip ends, Brennan immediately goes off script trying to estimate how long this took.
if a characters name is just a word related to their powers or job then they are transgender. because obviously their parents wouldnt know that information the second theyre born so how would they have those names. its because they named themselves
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