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I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

it is actually haunting me that I forgot to wave. if he looked out the airplane window, he wouldn’t have seen me…..

2000-2002 Saturn SL1

its shorts actualy

reblog to give a trans woman a yummy burger

glad i reached my target audience of ppl showing love to their trans gfs/wives through the power of burger

okay so since making this post i've become the target audience

category 80 tights event

bleak falls barrow

hush baby you dont have to tag your posts with 196 that's in the past they can't hurt you anymore

aunty is a prime position. conveys the love of both mother and big sister, but with none of the responsibility

im the princess and you like me

The Dinosaurs baby when she grows up