Memes

i think im getting better! :) [another event occurs]

banks really think they can send u emails...

BREAKING NEWS: softest material in the world has been discovered, scientists calling it "kitty tummy fur"

but watch out

scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

"i like your tattoos" theyd look better on your bedroom floor

Ides of March gonna be real bittersweet this year

UNLESS

just started watching house and I thought yall were exaggerating but no. every episode is just like three wrong diagnoses that almost kill the patient and then house is like "he has underwater skunk herpes" and they give the guy a new butthole and he's cured. and then house chugs vicodin while talking about wanting to rail wilson.

Ides of March gonna be real bittersweet this year

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

Seasonal greetings from your cat

And done.

YES OMG BRÜNNHILDE