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oozey mess
we're not kids anymore.
Andulka
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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cherry valley forever
YOU ARE THE REASON
Jules of Nature
Cosimo Galluzzi
Janaina Medeiros
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Three Goblin Art
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Misplaced Lens Cap
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@conttonbun
General :3
I use prefer He/They and associated pronouns / referrals.
You can call me Cotton, Bun, Bunny, and other pet-names if you want, though sometimes I also go by Leo.
I *am* over 18, but I don't feel comfortable sharing my exact age (:
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I am sending this ask in hopes that your larger audience will help spread awareness for the need-him-pregnant finals. Each of the 4 finalists have a one versus one poll going against the other 3 finalists and whoever wins the most out of all those polls will be the champion. YQY is in 3 separate polls Right Now! He's going up against Starscream, Gomez Addams, and Dick Grayson. So make sure you vote in all of YQY's polls!
YQY vs Starscream
YQY vs Gomez Addams
YQY vs Richard “Dick” Grayson
I spent almost an entire work shift drawing this tooth-rotting fluff
featuring the Eridian Welcoming Committee courtesy of @justcakethanks
Okay this is just on another level. I'm not crying IT'S JUST RAINING. ON MY FACE.
nap time with the pebbles :)
This is a spot from an italian estate agency (we are governed by the right-wing party)
The woman says "Ridiculous..."
If you want to spread it elsewhere, here's the official link
[Video Description: An ad with piano music over it all, showing an elderly woman in her home, knitting, when two younger men walk by her window, which catches her attention. She stares out her window at them as they kiss each other while walking, the old lady staring in disbelief. Cut to the old woman approaching a residence with a broom in hand, staring up at the second floor window where a small rainbow Pride flag is hanging. The old woman stares up at it and mutters "Ridiculo", before getting up on a ladder with her broom to remove the flag. Focus on the flag fluttering to the ground as church bells chime. The scene then cuts to the couple from before, approaching their home with grocery bags in hand before one stops and stares at the second floor, stopping his partner who then drops the groceries as he too stares up. It's then revealed that the small pride flag had been replaced with a gigantic, hand-knit pride flag. It then cuts back to the old woman's home, where a tin of rainbow-colored yarn sits on her table. The hands of the old woman are holding and fondly touching an old black and white photo of two young smiling women, leaning against each other. Cut to the old woman's face as she stares out with a look of happy pride on her face. At the end of the video, the name "Idealista" appears on screen, followed by "buon pride" along with a rainbow. End VD.]
One correction:
The old lady is not in her home. She is at work. She's meant to be what in Italian is called "la portinaia", aka a cross between a doorwoman and cleaner of a residential building. She's in her small "office" space, at the entrance of the building, from where she can survey the coming and goings of the inhabitants. It's a job that has mostly disappeared, but is culturally very clear to us as having the connotation of "potentially gossipy, one-million-percent judgmental woman who sees everything that goes on in the apartment complex, knows everyone and their secrets, and has Strong Opinions™️".
In this case, thankfully, the Strong Opinion™️ is that those two men are ridiculous with their teeny tiny flag for ants.
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Very very good ! Two of my favorite things (Peter Parker Field Trip & Mr. Grace) mashed together
i love the "grace somehow lives as long as an eridian" interpretations of the movie ending cuz i honestly think something like that could happen in cannon and it wouldn't feel out of place.
like they all are solomely accepting the fact that grace is going to die in like a scary amount of eridian years, and then as he gets to like 90 everyone is bracing for it, but he just...keeps aging. he keeps his mobility- if anything his back is getting worse cuz of the slightly increased gravity, and his health seems to be steady. on the day of graces 122nd birthday (the oldest a human has ever lived) the eridian scientists that study grace are like. hey. what the fuck. and grace is like ┐(´～｀ˇ)┌
trans women and trans men and nonbinary people and everyone else being friends and holding each other close and falling in love and thinking of each other. I'm making this my future. let's all be okay together
trans fairy to bless ur dash
Dick: You haven’t tried to kill tim in like a year. don’t pretend he’s not growing on you
Damian: TT. As a principal, I refrain in partaking in impossible tasks. It’s futile and a waste of time.
Jason: Careful brat, that almost sounded like a compliment.
Damian: How is understanding Drakes state of being a compliment? He didn’t earn his imperishability as far as I know. It’s a fluke of fate.
Jason: You lost me kid. What are you on about.
Damian: He is immortal. It does not reflect badly on my skillset to be unable kill an unlikable being.
Dick: Wait Dami, do you actually think Tims immortal?? Or is that a turn of phrase.
Jason: *snorts* Dude I think he’s deadass
Damian: *annoyed* How else would you explain the amount of life threatening injuries he’s sustained as well as the innumerable death defying stunts he pulls on an almost daily basis? He has been impaled at least once, has had his throat slit, and has survived multiple falls from unsurvivable heights . Mortals can’t do that
Dick: Yeah but you’ve seen him get hurt. He’s hurt like all the time.
Damian: *sighs* invulnerability and immortality are not mutually exclusive Richard. Don’t be daft.
Jason: *shouting* TIM GET IN HERE
Tim, shuffles into the room, clearly on hour 36 of no sleep: what
Jason: Damian thinks you’re immortal.
Tim looking at his brothers with a considering look on his face: well, I could be. we won’t know until we test it.
Dick, nervously: How would we test that? I don’t think there’s a way to test that without you dying Tim.
Tim, rubbing his chin: We could—
Dick: NO! WE ARE NOT TESTING THE LIMITS OF YOUR MORTALITY TODAY. GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP TIM.
Tim: Well i’m free tomorrow, my meeting got cancelled so my calendars open.
Dick: BRUCE!! BRUCE TIM IS TRYING TO KILL HIMSELF
Damian: I am on spring break so I am free as well
Jason: *cackling*
Dick: Damian, Tim is NOT immortal. Tim, you are NOT immortal. I swear to god if you jump off a building or something i’ll KILL YOU.
Tim: Well, that would help test the hypothesis so…
Dick: BRUCE! BRUCE!!!!
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Tumblr is like our elderly dog and when she makes an especially scary cough we apparently think "oh god it's the big one"
Grief is a spectrum as you can see
Our shit dog is alive and we love her
Savior of the world
I don't want to make ““doctor’s appointments””and ““schedule a follow up.”” I want to be coaxed gently into a crate and taken to the vet.
Shang Qinghua: Bro, my king and I are having another baby!
Shen Qingqiu: Congrats
Shen Qingqiu: You know, I've always wondered how you two decide who will carry the baby
Shang Qinghua: Oh, it's simple. My king and I play rock paper scissors, and whoever loses carries the baby
Shen Qingqiu: Wait, you haven't been pregnant yet. What are the odds of that?
Shang Qinghua: It has nothing to do with odds. My king isn't good at the game and always goes for rock, so I win every time
Shen Qingqiu: Don't you feel ashamed for taking advantage of your huband
Shang Qinghua: Of course not, I don't feel shame at all!
Shen Qingqiu: Figures
Meanwhile
Mobei-Jun: Qinghua and I are having another child
Luo Binghe: Neat
Luo Binghe: Come to think, I've always wondered how you two decide who carries the baby
Mobei-Jun: Qinghua introduced a game called 'rock paper scissors', I don't know the details about the game, but rock seems like the optimal choice, and every time I use it I win
Luo Binghe: And he hasn't caught on?
Mobei-Jun: Qinghua isn't very bright
EXCUSE ME THERE IS A PLANT THAT CAN MIMIC FAKE PLANTS?????
IT'S CALLED A BOQUILA TRIOFOLIOLATA AND IT'S FUCKING WITH MY BRAIN
IT APPARENTLY CAN MIMIC OTHER PLANTS AND AT FIRST I WAS LIKE "oh cool man it must take it's genetic code and copy it or feel the roots or something like that!! :3"
AND THEN I READ AN ARTICLE ON IT AND THESE FUCKING PARAGRAPHS HIT ME LIKE A BUS
LIKE READ THIS SHIT
WHAT THE FUCK MOTHER NATURE
I went to find the article. It's fascinating.
In retrospect, consider the number 1 thing every grade-schooler knows about plants is they take in light, the idea they might be able to see should not wreck my shit as hard as it does
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Rocky being Grace's weighted heatpad when he's cramping.
Thank you for comkng to my ted talk
They have the same VA what was I supposed to do
