~Insert Witty Title~

You know something is bad in this world when no one cares that it was Pie day and Friday the 13th.

There is no physical evidence to say that today is Wednesday, we all just have to trust that someone has kept count since the first one ever.

There once was a singer of old, Who then broke away from the fold, He won’t give you up, He won’t let you down, In a word you have been limerick-rolled.

How dare you make me read this with my own two eyes…

Sleep is amazing, it’s like getting a free trial of being dead every night

Microwaves have a button specifically for popcorn, which popcorn instructions say not to use

Phones used to ring to get your attention, now they always have our attention so they stay on silent.

Cassettes had side A and side B, therefore it was kind of logical its succesor would be the CD.

ehh what the hell

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

Oh? Well… *reblag*

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

I have nothing to lose

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

Money dog is my friend

Money dog is the shit

I believe in the money dog😀

I believe in the money 🐶

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

Pplease😭🙏🏽

Doing this again because last time I reblogged this I got $50

can’t not reblog the money dog